Exhausted White Liberal Women Clock In For Another Long Day Protecting Migrant Sex Offenders

Worldviews · Jan 22, 2026 · BabylonBee.com
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MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Another long day of work was on the docket, as white liberal women clocked in for another long day of protesting the arrest of migrant sex offenders.

Progressive women emerged from their homes and headed into work for a full day of yelling at ICE agents and obstructing law enforcement who would be out working to arrest sex offenders and other violent criminals here in the country illegally.

"It's honest work," Amanda Hanks posted on Instagram. "I'm out here every day protecting innocent pedophiles, rapists, and sex offenders, but it's exhausting. I'd love a day off, but these Nazi ICE agents just won't stop arresting these undocumented predators. I just can't sit at home resting while these fascists use their authoritarian mandate to take dangerous people off the streets. Our communities are better when we let criminals roam free."

Hordes of white liberal women have been out protesting ICE raids in Minneapolis and around the country in an effort they hope will curtail the out-of-control crackdown on criminals who don't belong in the United States.

"Diversity is our strength!" Hanks's Instagram post continued. "ICE agents are domestic terrorists. Illegal immigrants should be free to come here and commit as many crimes as they like in peace without the fear of consequences. Also, can someone explain to me what the word ‘consequence' means? I actually have no idea."

At publishing time, America's white women took a break from protecting rapists to take their kids to the gender clinic to restock on sterilization pills.


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