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Name: XX121

Pronouns: Xe/No/Morph

Age: 711

Major: Implanting endoparosidoitic embryos into hosts.

Bio: Hailing from the planet Xenomorph Prime, XX121 can lull victims into complacency before pouncing, taking them to the Xenomorph Queen - in other words, great with kids!

Hobbies: Hissing, shrieking, bleeding acid.

Career: Unknown

Debt: $200,010 - but will settle for 4-5 live human hosts.

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