Man Carefully Times His Loading Of The Dishwasher So Wife Will See Him
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MEMPHIS, TN—According to sources, local husband Max Cleveland recently loaded the dishwasher for his wife without even being asked. What a KING! To ensure his wife saw his good deed, he very carefully timed it so his wife would see him loading just as she came out of the bathroom. 

"Just a little trick I learned at husband school," Cleveland said with a wink and a nudge to reporters. "I'm really good at husband stuff. Loading the dishwasher so your wife can see is, like, money in the bank, you know what I mean?" he said as he winked and high-fived everyone obnoxiously. 

As his wife walked by, she casually reminded him to "not load it wrong this time" and then walked away. 

"She's playing it cool, but I can tell she's crazy with desire after seeing me be mildly helpful around the house without being asked," he said, which he then followed up by making a BOOM sound and an explosion motion with his hands. 

Unfortunately, Cleveland's hopes were dashed after it was determined he had loaded the dishwasher wrong again. 


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