INDIANAPOLIS, IN - In the most thrilling moment in all of WNBA history, one woman pointed at another woman.
Fans leapt to their feet in excitement as the first woman pointed at the other woman for an extended period of time, electrifying the crowd.
"That was the most heart-stopping, riveting thing to ever happen on a WNBA court," said local fan Marcia Nabors. "First, the one girl started pointing at the other girl. Then, the other girl pointed back. But she stopped, and the first girl kept pointing! We were going nuts. Absolutely breathtaking action."
Video of the mind-blowing moment went viral on social media, with ESPN analysts breaking down the exchange from every conceivable angle. "Notice the extension of the index finger here," one analyst explained. "This is elite pointing. You simply don't see fundamentals like this every day. This is exactly the kind of signature moment the league has been waiting for."
At publishing time, fans were eagerly awaiting the forthcoming ESPN 30 For 30 documentary "Point Break: The Untold Story of The Time That One Girl Pointed At That Other Girl."
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