Yo, get a load of this guy!
He's doing CARDIO! 馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀
This man is doing a cardio-type exercise on an elliptical machine, and he apparently doesn't know that's an exercise that GIRLS do.
PATHETIC.
Everyone knows that man excersises are things like deadlifts and bench press. Cardio is not for men. It's something that girls do at the gym because they're too tiny and weak to lift heavy weights due to being girls. Doesn't this guy know that?
Total disgrace, this guy.
If you want to be a man, you've got to lift weights. If you can't lift a car off someone, then you are basically gay. What will happen if you see a hot chick getting attacked by escaped convicts at the beach? Do you think your little sissy jogging excercise will help you? We think not.
Why would you even run at the gym, anyway? Running is free! You can run literally anywhere, king. You can even run to the gym, lift some weights, and run back home if you want. But there's no point in using an elliptical, an expensive piece of exercise equipment for girls to use.
The latest science says that cardio will more than triple your belly fat and reduce your testosterone by 1000%. Do you want that to happen to you? It will, if you do cardio.
Seriously, someone needs to tell this guy to stop. He's going to ruin his physique. Give him a dumbbell immediately. Someone, seriously, bring him a dumbbell. I can't, I'm a little winded from walking up the stairs.
Starbucks employees are fed up and taking matters into their own hands.
