LOS GATOS, CA - With Netflix stock taking a nosedive, the company has committed to making big changes to attract more subscribers. This initiative includes replacing Neil Degrasse Tyson with Vice President Kamala Harris as the host for COSMOS: A SpaceTime Odyssey.
"We've had our eye on Kamala Harris for some time, to be honest," said COSMOS showrunner Francis Martin. "She's such an eloquent speaker known for giving truly captivating, informative speeches. But once we heard her most recent speech on space, we knew we had to have her."
Netflix has confirmed that Neil Degrasse Tyson - the well-known astrophysicist, planetary scientist, author, and science communicator - will now be taking a back seat to the Vice President. Kamala Harris will now be our guide as viewers embark on a journey throughout the cosmos, exploring the vastness of space that affects and connects us all.
"Space is very BIG. It's exciting and spurs us to ask the big questions," explained Kamala Harris in the COSMOS season 3 teaser. "How big is it? SO big! Where does the Sun go at night? And join me as we travel to Jupiter's moon Europa! There are more Jupiter moons, but Europa is one of the big ones - I have never been to Europa. HaHAha HAha!"
In her latest promotion for the upcoming season, Kamala announced that the show will undertake its largest voyage yet: traveling all the way back through time to help give the viewer a sense of how significant the passage of time is.
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