HOLLYWOOD, CA—Two gurus of tidying up are joining forces to bring America a brand new reality series titled Get Your Bloody Darn House in Order. The show will star famed organizer Marie Kondo and clinical psychologist Jordan B Peterson.
Producers believe the combination of Peterson and Kondo will create a show that attracts a diverse audience of housewives and angry white males.
Marie Kondo is a Japanese organizing consultant and author. Kondo has written four books on organizing, which have collectively sold millions of copies and have been translated from Japanese into several languages. Jordan Peterson is a clinical psychologist and public speaker who is always shouting at people to “fold their darn laundry”, “get your bloody room picked up”, “grow the heck up and sort yourself out as an individual”, and to “get your god-forsaken life in order.”
Episodes will feature Marie Kondo and her interpreter offering people tips on how to better organize their homes, while Peterson paces around the house shouting things like “It’s about sacrifice, man!” and “You're going to pay a price for every bloody thing you do and everything you don't do, so what’s it gonna be?” Peterson may also be given an interpreter when he starts heading off into the weeds of evolution, western religion, and the writings of Dostoevsky.
Get Your Bloody Darn House in Order is slated for a Netflix release later this year.
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