DALLAS, TX — Sources at the Grady household reported this weekend that Bill Grady scrambled for an explanation when his wife Cara caught him watching a WNBA game on his phone.
Grady was closely watching a game between the Indiana Fever and the Chicago Sky in his man cave when Cara walked into the room. A flustered Bill reportedly fumbled to close out of the game in a frantic attempt to hide what he was doing.
"It's not what it looks like!" he insisted as Cara stood staring at him in surprise. "I was… I was just, uh, playing Wordle! I definitely wasn't doing what you think I was doing, especially if you think I was watching a WNBA game. That would be ridiculous…yeah, totally ridiculous."
Bill laughed nervously as his wife continued to stare. "Bill…how could you?" Cara asked. "A WNBA game? I never expected to walk in here and find you doing something so shameful."
"It's Caitlin Clark, honey!" Bill blurted out. "Everybody's watching the games now! There's nothing to be ashamed of! They're athletes just like anyone else…except it looks like the games are played at half-speed and it's all just layups and awkward jump shots."
At publishing time, Bill Grady had sought counseling from a professional to deal with his problem.
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