Racism is everywhere, behind every corner, under every rock, always waiting to infect your mind like an extraterrestrial parasite when you least expect it. That's why it's our top priority at The Babylon Bee to help you not be racist at all times.
Some politicians in Washington have announced that the filibuster is very very racist. Are they correct? We put this very important flowchart together to help clarify things for you. You're welcome!
California transplants Steve and Timpani try to be the perfect Texas hosts for Brittuni's visit, but Steve quickly realizes he needs a sensible vehicle now that he's about to become a dad.
