The Biden administration came out today and announced that a recession is not a recession. This isn't the first time the current White House has redefined words, however.
Here are various redefinitions that have occurred over the last two years:
Make sure to use the new terms, lest you get fact-checked and/or gulaged. What other words have a new definition? Shout them at your screen, or leave a comment below if you're wealthy enough to afford a Babylon Bee subscription.
Senator Mitch McConnell isn't doing too many interviews these days, but The Babylon Bee's Travis got the opportunity to sit down with the man, the myth, and the legend himself.
