The Biden administration came out today and announced that a recession is not a recession. This isn't the first time the current White House has redefined words, however.
Here are various redefinitions that have occurred over the last two years:
Make sure to use the new terms, lest you get fact-checked and/or gulaged. What other words have a new definition? Shout them at your screen, or leave a comment below if you're wealthy enough to afford a Babylon Bee subscription.
Citing concerns about stiff competition from Amazon and an impossible-to-please Gen Z, Santa has announced he's hanging up the hat for good.
