The Biden administration came out today and announced that a recession is not a recession. This isn't the first time the current White House has redefined words, however.

Here are various redefinitions that have occurred over the last two years:

Make sure to use the new terms, lest you get fact-checked and/or gulaged. What other words have a new definition? Shout them at your screen, or leave a comment below if you're wealthy enough to afford a Babylon Bee subscription.

Here is a comprehensive list of the only instances it is acceptable for men to shed a tear.