The best way to get great Black Friday deals, other than staying home and shopping online like a sane person, is to brush up on your MMA moves. But let's be honest: everybody who's out there in the madness today knows how to throw a solid elbow to the face or hit you with an elbow drop from the top rope. You need an advantage, and we're here with NINE of them for you with this handy infographic on the best Black Friday self-defense strategies for you to use today: