HOLLYWOOD — Studio executives have been utterly baffled by the massive success of a movie made to entertain people.
Defying all industry expectations, a movie designed to be enjoyed by the audience has fared remarkably well in theaters, leaving producers dumbfounded.
"Why are people going to see a movie that's fun to watch?" pondered studio producer Alvin Montelongo. "It boggles the mind. The audience is going home and telling people that it was an enjoyable experience, and then more people are going. I can't understand it."
Several executives watched the film in an effort to understand its success, but came away more puzzled than before. "No sex, no gruesome violence, no nihilism, nothing. What the heck is happening here?" asked the executives. "It doesn't even have a scene where someone explains what you're supposed to believe. We were just entertained. I cannot fathom how this movie was approved, much less how it became a blockbuster."
At publishing time, Hollywood producers had met to try to figure out why a film that was not made to entertain people had somehow flopped.
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