Biden insiders have contacted the Babylon Bee to reveal some of his top cabinet picks. Wow! They must really like us. Take a look at the list below for a revealing look at the next administration.
AOC - Secretary of Math
Jeb Bush - Secretary of Energy
Hunter Biden - Secretary of Treasury
Pete Buttigieg - Secretary of Gay Stuff
Nikole Hannah-Jones - Secretary of Education
Ibram X. Kendi - Secretary of Re-Segregation
Rachael Maddow - Secretary of Defense
CNN President Jeff Zucker - Secretary of Ending The Pandemic
Keith Olbermann - Secretary of Mental Health
Chinese President Xi Jinping - U.S. Trade Representative
Jane Fonda - Secretary of Veterans Affairs
Petro Poroshenko - Secretary of... not sure yet but we'll get him in somewhere
Don Lemon - Director of National Intelligence
Any female of color - Secretary of Diversity
Bernie Sanders - Secretary of Labor
Carole Baskin - Secretary of Health and Human Services
Elizabeth Warren - Director of Bureau of Indian Affairs, duh
Gavin Newsom - Secretary of Transportation
Trump - Secretary of Nicknaming Stuff
Bob Brown - Secretary of White House Handicap Accessibility
Dale Smith - Secretary of White House Maintenance and Telling the President Whatever Those Flyover State People Are Up To
Amber Carter, R.N. - Secretary of Reminding Biden What His Name Is
Chef Gordon Ramsay - Secretary of Crushing Up Meds Into Biden's Applesauce
This list, according to experts, is entirely plausible. We hope you've enjoyed this super exclusive peek into Joe Biden's administration!
