Politics
Grim Reaper Stands In Solidarity With Dem Lawmaker Amid Controversial Abortion Comments

MONTGOMERY, AL—As criticism of Alabama state representative John Rogers' horrifying comments on abortion has gone viral, noted Democrat activist the Grim Reaper has stood by Rogers throughout the controversy.

The Reaper stood in support of Rogers' comments as he said, "Some kids are unwanted, so you kill them now or kill them later." He nodded vigorously as Rogers went on:

"You bring them into the world unwanted, unloved, then you send them to the electric chair. So you kill them now or you kill them later. But the bottom line is that I think we shouldn't be making this decision."

Reaper has made a public statement, pointing out that killing is his business, and that business is good. "My job is to take people out of this world," he said. "So when I gain the support of one political party, who is totally OK with killing kids both now and later, I'm all for it."

"I'm just glad it's acceptable now and I can operate in the open," he added, saying that in the past he's had to hide his involvement with the Democratic Party.

He's also come out in favor of American wars abroad.

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