God Agrees To Let Norm MacDonald Come Back To Earth For One Day To Bless Us With His O.J. Death Jokes
Christian Living · Apr 14, 2024 · BabylonBee.com

HEAVEN — In an incredible act of kindness to humanity, God will reportedly allow Norm MacDonald to return to earth for 24 hours to bless the world with his new jokes about O.J. Simpson.

"Thank you, Lord!" cried humanity in unison upon hearing the news. "Oh, happy day!"

Having subsisted for years on Norm MacDonald re-runs, many say the added day of Norm will give them the strength to continue soldiering on in this world. "God gives so many good gifts to nourish and strengthen His people," said local man Bryan Addison. "Another day of Norm is honestly what my heart really, really needed right now. I'm so grateful!"

At publishing time, dancing in the streets broke out after Heavenly sources confirmed that Conan O'Brien would be hosting Norm MacDonald during his day back on earth.

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