DEARBORN, MI — Rashida Tlaib released a statement condemning Israel's cruel, brazen violence against over 300 Iranian missiles that were fired toward civilian areas over the weekend.
"This unprovoked attack against hundreds of peaceful, law-abiding Muslim cruise missiles is just the latest example of Israel's flouting of international law and all standards of human decency," said Tlaib to a crowd of Islamic terrorists at the local YMCA Islamic Terrorist Training Center in Dearborn. "They must be stopped, no matter how many martyrs it takes. Death to Israel, and death to America!"
The local crowd then showed their approval by firing their AK-47s in the air.
The UN joined Tlaib in her condemnation, saying a nation that practices such violence against Haj Qasem ballistic missiles doesn't deserve to be a nation. The UN Human Rights Council then released a statement, which was a piece of construction paper with "death to Israel" written on it multiple times in crayon.
At publishing time, Israel had doubled down with the unprovoked murder of over 800 Hamas rockets.
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