Do You Have What It Takes To Be The Church Sound Guy? 9 Qualifications

Church · Aug 28, 2022 · BabylonBee.com

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7. Randomly adjust knobs, sliders, and dials so it looks like you know what you're doing. - You gotta make yourself seem competent - no easy task.

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