FRANKLIN, TN - Popular Christian radio host Dave Ramsey has released a brand new Magic 8-Ball that always answers in the negative when you ask it if you should buy something.
Ask the Ramsey 8-Ball if you should buy that new golf club set, give it a shake, and it will respond, "Are you nuts?" Ask it if you can open up a credit card "just for the reward points," and it will show you a drawing of Ramsey glaring at you disapprovingly.
"People kept calling into my radio show asking stupid questions about what they should buy," Ramsey said in a product announcement video. "Now, they can just ask the Magic 8-Ball instead of clogging up my phone lines. I win, you win, we all win. Now, we can spend more time living like no one else."
Other answers include the following:
- Heck no!
- Sure, you can buy it, if you don't want to have any money to live on in retirement.
- No. Did I stutter?
- Why are you the way that you are?
Ramsey is selling the 8-Ball for $99. He says it's OK to make this one purchase though, since it will save you from a bunch of other unnecessary purchases