ATLANTA, GA—CNN has praised Governor Andrew Cuomo's "brilliant" nursing home strategy as it ended in the deaths of thousands of senior citizens, who skew conservative and Republican.
The station's hosts said that forcing nursing home residents to admit COVID-19 patients was a "stroke of genius" that all other state governors really should start looking into.
"A genius move, brother," said Chris Cuomo as he interviewed Andrew Cuomo, which is not weird or biased at all. "Really inspired. How do you come up with it? You're so great."
"Aw, shucks," said Andrew Cuomo. "Stop it!"
"No, you stop it."
"You stop it!"
This went on for some time before the brothers argued at length over who would hang up first.
At publishing time, the station had also recognized another element of just how genius this move was, since those killed by COVID-19 are now voting Democrat.
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