WASHINGTON, D.C. — Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre will be exiting politics for good at the end of Biden's presidential term, instead returning to her former job as a salesman at Men's Wearhouse.
"It has been an honor to lie to you everyday, but I've decided to leave my job lying to the press and go back to my old gig lying to normal everyday people as a salesman for Men's Wearhouse," Jean-Pierre said in a final press conference in which she invited colleagues to visit her at the Men's Wearhouse on 6th Avenue in Manhattan. "When God closes a door, He opens a closet."
Before starting her life in Washington, Jean-Pierre studied menswear under the tutelage of Men's Wearhouse founder and former CEO George Zimmer. Ever since being named press secretary, she has reportedly longed for the days she could pair suits and ties together to create the ultimate look.
"I hope you'll all come buy suits from me. I need the commission," she said. "You're going to like the way you look. I guarantee it."
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