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Another Woman Comes Forward To Accuse Trump Of Existing Against Her Wishes

U.S.—Another woman has come forward to accuse President Trump of stubbornly existing against her wishes.

According to the woman, Trump has insisted on not dying for years, despite her constant calls for him to die a most painful death.

"I made it very clear to my 19 Twitter followers that I wanted him to die," the woman said. "And yet, he refused to drop dead."

"This just goes to show what kind of a man he is---clearly we're dealing with a person who does not have the decency to die when I want him to."

This isn't the first time a woman has accused Trump of this kind of not-dying behavior. Reports suggest that Trump may have existed against the wishes of thousands of far-left women all across the country, dating back to at least 2016.

 


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