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Amazing: Poll Finds 0% Of Christian Men Are Addicted To Porn

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Wow!

A new poll has revealed that 0% of Christian men are addicted to pornography. Pollsters spoke with thousands of Christian men all over the world and asked them, "Are you addicted to porn?" Christian men responded with a resounding, "No siree!"

While the survey administrators expected at least one or two percent of Christian men to admit to having a problem with porn, all the Christian males surveyed revealed their spiritual walk is flawless in this area.

Responses to the survey included the following:

  • "Some guys in my small group are addicted to porn, but not me." 
  • "Yeah, I look at it once in a while, like every day or so, but it's not a problem. I can stop whenever I want to."
  • "The only people who are addicted to porn are God-hating atheists. We Christians are awesome."
  • "First of all, sir, how dare you."
  • "Porn? What's that?"

Well, this is a great new development. We're glad all the totally honest respondents gave us this promising data! It just goes to show that when you become a Christian, you magically become super-spiritual, and you're able to defeat sin without putting any effort in whatsoever.

Great news!


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