Nothing beats great Chinese food, but how can you tell if the restaurant you just walked into is legit? Here are nine things to look for:
Name of restaurant is something clever like "CHINESE FOOD": Off to a promising start.
Door has a bell on it to alert cashier two feet away that someone has entered: Standard operation.
There are giant pictures of the menu options on the wall: Also, the pictures look horrible.
Cashier takes break from her calculus homework to take your order: And she's five years old.
You know your food will be tasty and happy and goody because all those words are in the combo names: This is gonna be amazing.
It has one of those lucky waving cat statues: Never eat Chinese food from a place without a waving cat statue. Trust us.
The two-page menu contains 900 different selections: Always tough to choose.
The plural of noodle is noodle: And "steamed rice" is always written "steam rice."
Your order of six combo plates and four sides of pot stickers came to $2.99: The cheaper, the better. It's science.
Find these signs and you know you'll be in for a culinary delight.
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