Women may be the fairer sex, but are they the better sex? Research is conclusive that men are better at quite a few things than women.
Here are just a few examples:
Being created: That's right, men were created first. Get wrecked, ladies.
Fatherhood: Women are terrible dads.
Growing a handlebar mustache and twirling it mischievously: Have you seen the women with mustaches? Not very impressive.
Clogging toilets: Also, unclogging toilets.
Thinking about Ancient Rome: Research suggests women never think about Ancient Rome, which is literally insane.
Being President of the United States: Try harder, women.
Moving furniture: Wherever the women say they want it, of course.
Getting "that thing" off a high shelf: Who always gets asked to do it? That's right.
Common sense and logic: It's science.
And that settles it. What other things are men better at than women? Post them in the comments.
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