Europeans typically do without air conditioning, presumably because they are perpetually stuck in the Dark Ages and far more interested in burning witches to appease the environment gods. But given the current heat wave, millions of Europeans are now looking for the best ways to stay cool without AC.
Here are just a few helpful ideas:
Get an executive position at the European Commission on floors 8 or higher so they don't turn off your AC: You'll be part of the problem, but it'll totally be worth it.
Go to Hogwarts to learn the Infrigido spell: The downside is you'll be guilty of engaging in witchcraft.
Become a pharaoh and have people wave big palm branches at you: Alternatively, try persecuting the Jews until a deliverer shows up to plague the land with darkness to cool everyone off.
Sneak into the Louvre and disguise yourself as the Mona Lisa: You'll be living in a climate-controlled paradise.
Travel to the Hoth System and hole up in a cool ice cave: Just watch out for Wampas.
Swipe the prototype spy boat from Q-Branch and chase a villain down the River Thames: You'll love the feeling of the wind in your hair.
Build a wooden ship and sail to America: Discover the strange, air-conditioned New World for the glory of Spain.
Each of the methods listed above has been tested and verified to work. Or you can just get an air conditioner. It's so much easier.
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