Are you still hesitant to get the vaccine? Repent, sinner! Everyone knows that getting the vaccine is the best way to show everyone you're a good Christian. But if you need some extra convincing, check out these incredibly powerful verses from the Bible that show why you should be vaccinated! Prepare to be inspired!
WOW! Well, we can't argue with those! Now get vaccinated if you haven't yet, and if you have, get vaccinated again, just like that time you got rebaptized at church camp.
Here is a comprehensive list of the only instances it is acceptable for men to shed a tear.