27-Hour Stalemate As Mormons Knock On Door Of Jehovah's Witnesses

BOISE, ID — A still-ongoing 27-hour stalemate ensued after two Mormon missionaries knocked on the door of a family of Jehovah's Witnesses.

"I'm Elder Young from the Church Of Jesu--," said Mormon missionary Timothy Young, before he was quickly interrupted by the man at the door asking if he'd heard of Watchtower Magazine.

"We believe all members are missionaries and it's our duty to prea--," said Jehovah's Witness Don McVey, before Elder Young's companion Elder Henderson handed him a Book Of Mormon and asked him to read 3 Nephi chapter eleven, verse three.

"See, this is where Christ comes down to teach the people on the American continent," Elder Henderson explained, before McVey cut off the young missionary and asked him if he'd heard of the righteous 144,000.

The conversation went on over the course of the afternoon and into the next day, before each party decided it might be time to move on. "Would you mind if we got your information and chatted with you another day?" each member of the group said in perfect unison. Sadly, neither side could understand the other due to speaking simultaneously, and the standoff continued.

At publishing time, all parties could be heard commenting about how grateful they were that they don't belong to such a weird church.

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