10 Ways To Feel Morally Superior To Everyone When Masks Are No Longer Required
Life · May 3, 2021 · BabylonBee.com

Masks have been the greatest way for us to distinguish between morally superior people and all the evil selfish people. But how will the world know what a good person you are when masks are no longer required? Don't worry fam-- we here at The Babylon Bee are morality experts. We got you. 

Here are 10 easy ways to keep feeling morally superior once the pandemic is over: 

Never stop wearing a mask as long as you live: This is probably the simplest solution. Wear your mask forever. Breathe in that sweet, sweet, moral superiority and CO2. 

Start a podcast about your time wearing a mask: Bring in co-hosts who also wore masks, and talk about how you wore masks. As a bonus, do it while wearing a mask. 

Get a tattoo of your mask on your face: There's no better way of reminding everyone how important masks used to be and how important you were for wearing one. 

Start an HOA in your suburban neighborhood: Oh-- you already started one? Of course you did! 

Declare a climate emergency and switch to an all-bug diet: Bugs are the most morally superior thing to eat. Also, be rich and drive an electric car. Shame all people who do not do the same.

Punch a white male in the face every day: If you're not already doing this, what the heck is wrong with you? Go punch a white male in his dumb white face! 

Travel only by train for the rest of your life: Trains are more moral than cars. Don't ask us why. We're actually not sure why but we're looking into it. If you don't have a train nearby due to living in a racist Republican area, just ride a bike instead. 

Drone strike a Middle-Eastern country: Obama, the Child of Light and Son of Hope did this often. Follow in the footsteps of Barack. 

Become a Christian: Religious people are known for how morally superior they believe themselves to be. You'll fit right in!

Become an atheist: If there's anyone even more morally superior than a Christian, it's an atheist!

There you have it! You can't go wrong with this list! You are a good person just for reading it. Go and show the world how much better you are than them! 

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