President Joe Biden delivered his first State of the Union address yesterday. He talked about everything from Russia invading Iran to securing the border against deadly vaccines. Boy, it was a hoot!
For those of you who didn't have the pleasure of bearing witness to our benevolent leader stringing some words together, here are ten key moments from the speech:
1) When Biden told businesses to cut costs: Genius.
2) When Biden promised to triple inflation: Such ambition!
3) When security deftly switched out Nancy Pelosi for a Pelosi body double without the cameras seeing: Always so sad when MK Ultra wears off.
4) When Clarence Thomas lit up a joint about halfway through: For the nausea.
5) When MTG shotgunned three beers in less than a minute: A new State of the Union record!
6) When Chuck Schumer finally became a gif: Another one checked off the ole bucket list.
7) When Biden made some little boy feel uncomfortable from 50 yards away: He's been honing his skill.
8) When security dragged out Ron Paul for shouting "WROOONG!" every time Biden explained inflation: He did have a point, though.
9) When Pelosi ripped up pictures of ultrasounds in support of abortion: The only part of her audience participation that came naturally to her.
10) When the hand of God wrote 'REPENT' on the wall: An important moment but probably not Biden's favorite.
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