WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an interview with Rachel Maddow, former presidential candidate and email server technician Hillary Clinton called for the imprisonment of anyone who spreads misleading information online and accused the First Amendment of being Russian disinformation.
"The First Amendment is just Russian disinformation created to help crooked Donald Trump win the election," Clinton told Maddow. "I think it's clear Trump is in cahoots with the constitutional amendment in his ever growing march to thwart democracy."
Clinton levied the accusation against the First Amendment after calling for jail time for those she believes spread disinformation online. The former Secretary Of State and Predator drone expert issued the allegation against the First Amendment as part of Democrats' ongoing efforts to save democracy by suppressing the free speech of the people they disagree with.
"The First Amendment is clearly in the pocket of the Kremlin," Clinton said. "It's evident allowing a population to engage in free speech is in direct conflict with our goals as a free nation. By the way, the 2016 election was stolen, I did nothing wrong in Benghazi, and Russiagate was a real thing."
As of publishing time, Clinton could be seen trying to coerce the First Amendment out onto a paddleboard near her Martha's Vineyard vacation home.
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