NEW YORK, NY — Against all odds, a young, attractive blonde woman managed to land a job working at Fox News.
Karoline Leavitt, former White House Press Secretary, somehow succeeded in scoring a gig at Fox News today, which some commentators said may be a historic first for a young, good-looking blonde-haired female.
"What an incredible accomplishment. Karoline had so many things working against her, being really young and hot," said media pundit Ashley Friona. "You would never picture someone like her working at Fox News, but she her talent is undeniable. It shows how if you work hard and have a dream, even very beautiful blond women can have success."
Fellow anchors were reportedly stunned by the announcement, with no one expecting a woman who looks like Leavitt to be able to get on at Fox News. "It's the last place you'd expect Karoline to land," said one anchor, on condition of anonymity. "There's just certain unwritten rules of the business, and one of those is that Fox News doesn't hire gorgeous blondes. Everyone's astonished she landed there, of all places."
At publishing time, a woman who looks and dresses like a man had somehow managed to land a job at MS NOW.
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