Babylon Bee | 12 Jurors Unanimously Vote To Ensure Trump Reelection

12 Jurors Unanimously Vote To Ensure Trump Reelection

Headline Says It All · May 30, 2024 · BabylonBee.com

Under a new presidential order, posting in support of Ukraine will automatically draft you into the military.

Donald Trump Found Guilty Of Being Donald Trump

Donald Trump Found Guilty Of Being Donald Trump

Trump Reminds Media He Prefers The Term 'Justice-Impacted Individual'

Trump Reminds Media He Prefers The Term 'Justice-Impacted Individual'

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