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Saint Peter Gently Asks Chuck Norris To Stop Roundhouse Kicking The Cherubim - Article image
Christian Living · Mar 21, 2026 · 34
Saint Peter Gently Asks Chuck Norris To Stop Roundhouse Kicking The Cherubim

HEAVEN - After several incidents over the course of his first day in paradise, Chuck Norris was pulled aside by Saint Peter and gently asked to please...

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Scripture · Mar 22, 2026 · 28
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JUDEA - With his fellow apostle scoring nicknames from Jesus like "The Rock" and "Sons of Thunder", the Apostle James admitted to feeling a tad bit di...
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PARIS - French President Emmanuel Macron explained today that the French Army simply could not help open the Strait of Hormuz as all fifteen of its so...

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