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· Nov 17, 2025
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New Dad-GPT Just Responds To All Queries With "OK"
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· Nov 17, 2025
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Report: MAGA Now Divided Into 77,302,580 Distinct Factions
U.S. - New polling data suggests the MAGA movement has split into approximately 77,302,580 distinct factions.
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· Nov 16, 2025
· 108
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· Nov 15, 2025
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In Devastating Blow, Newly Released Emails Reveal Trump Not Well-Liked By Pedophile
U.S. - In a huge blow to President Trump, newly released emails indicate that he was not well-liked by a pedophile.
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· Nov 16, 2025
· 71
Millions Convert To Christianity After Theologians Confirm There Is No Microsoft Teams In Heaven
WORLD - In an event the likes of which haven't been seen in decades, millions of people converted to Christianity after learning there is no Microsoft...
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· Nov 17, 2025
· 73
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· Nov 13, 2025
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· Nov 13, 2025
· 87
Tucker Carlson Builds Time Machine To Kill Baby Churchill
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· Nov 13, 2025
· 96
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· Nov 13, 2025
· 72
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