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· May 20, 2026
· 44
Massie Blames Defeat On Jews Of Rural Kentucky
LOUISVILLE, KY - Representative Thomas Massie has accused the Jewish population of rural Kentucky of being the cause of his primary defeat.
Scripture
· May 20, 2026
· 29
Apostle John Pads Short Third Letter With Extra-Wide Margins, 22-Point Font
EPHESUS - Struggling to stretch his third letter to the recommended length, the Apostle John cleverly used 1.5-spacing, extra wide margins, and wrote ...
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· May 18, 2026
· 74
8 Scary Facts About Data Centers
AI uses a lot of power, and it needs massive data centers to support it. That's why, despite data centers having existed for decades, people are sudde...
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· May 19, 2026
· 79
White House Insists High Gas Prices Are Small Price To Pay For Accomplishing Nothing In Iran
WASHINGTON, D.C. - With the nation facing its highest gas prices in years, the Trump administration assured Americans that it is but a small price to ...
Politics
· May 18, 2026
· 58
New Polls Show Dead Heat Between ‘Make Everything Worse’ Candidate And ‘Fix Everything’ Candidate
U.S. - New polling data in an ongoing political race showed a dead heat between the "Make Everything Worse" candidate and the "Fix Everything" candida...
Life
· May 19, 2026
· 51
Man Cured Of Depression After Doctor Prescribes Millennium Falcon LEGO Set
BROWNSVILLE, NY - According to sources, local man Porter Caldwell was completely cured of his clinical depression, anxiety, and stress-related disorde...
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· May 18, 2026
· 41
Baal Returns From The Bathroom To Find All His Prophets Dead
MOUNT CARMEL - The demon known as "Baal" returned from a bathroom break only to find all of 450 of his prophets dead.
World
· May 17, 2026
· 62
London Mayor Confused By Protesters Not Chanting ‘Death To Jews’
LONDON - London Mayor Sadiq Khan was deeply confused by protests over the weekend where no one was shouting "Death To Jews."
U.S.
· May 18, 2026
· 53
Data Center Built In Theodore Roosevelt's Mustache
KEYSTONE, SD - In a historic victory for American infrastructure, the Department of the Interior announced the successful installation of a 50,000-squ...
Family
· May 18, 2026
· 47
Father Gathers Loved Ones To Break The News That He's Getting Really Into The Civil War
BANGOR, ME - Local dad David Kemp gathered his family together today to break the news to them that he's getting really into the American Civil War.
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· May 19, 2026
· 52
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· May 18, 2026
· 28
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· May 5, 2026
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