HOUSTON, TX — With the toilet aboard Artemis II breaking for the second time, NASA began to wonder if stocking the shuttle with Chipotle may have been a mistake.
With the crew being forced to resort to "collapsible contingency urinals," NASA Director Jared Isaacman could not help thinking that Chipotle was a poor choice.
"We may have screwed the pooch on this one," sighed Isaacman. "The meal all being wrapped into one aluminum container, it just sucked us in. We probably should have known better. I mean, it is Chipotle. I may have been drunk when I made that call."
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