Not Fake News: He Is Risen

Christian Living · Apr 5, 2026 · BabylonBee.com

He is risen indeed!

Rumors swirl about the current condition of Senator Mitch McConnell, but his staff have come out to say that even if he were dead he will still be able to finish his term.

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Not Fake News: He Is Risen

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