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Scripture
· Oct 10, 2026
· 92
Lot Wins Halloween Couples Costume Contest Dressed As Pepper Shaker
THE PLAIN OF JORDAN - Lot won first prize in a local Halloween couples costume contest this weekend after dressing up as a pepper shaker.
Lifestyle
· Oct 12, 2026
· 29
Local Man Somehow Trains For Marathon Without Posting About It Every Day On Facebook
BOUNTIFUL, UT - A local runner made history Tuesday by completing a 26.2-mile marathon without ever posting a single update about his training schedul...
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· Oct 10, 2026
· 72
Plastic Bag That Blew Into Modern Art Museum Sells For $10 Million
CHICAGO, IL - A plastic shopping bag that accidentally blew inside the Chicago Museum of Modern Art sold at auction for $10 million.
Politics
· Oct 9, 2026
· 56
Mamdani Struggling To Find That Perfect Work-Terrorism Balance
NEW YORK, NY - Mayor Zoran Mamdani's demeanor suffered in recent days, according to observers, as he struggled to find that perfect work-terrorism bal...
Entertainment
· Oct 9, 2026
· 68
Pentagon Confirms Hasan Execution To Be Hosted By Ryan Seacrest
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Pentagon confirmed on Friday that domestic terrorist Nidal Hasan would be publicly executed in a spectacular event hosted by Ry...
Politics
· Oct 9, 2026
· 80
Democrat Strategists Remove James Talarico From Campaign Trail To Hide The Fact That He's James Talarico
AUSTIN, TX - Senate candidate James Talarico suddenly disappeared from the campaign trail last week after Democratic strategists realized that he is J...
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U.S.
· Oct 8, 2026
· 50
Experts Fear Terrorist Activity In Minneapolis Could Spread To America Next
U.S. - After a terrorist attack on the Mall of America was narrowly thwarted yesterday, experts warned that terrorist activity could spread beyond Min...
World
· Oct 8, 2026
· 63
French Frantically Search Rioting Mob For Someone To Surrender To
PARIS - French leaders came up empty-handed on Thursday after spending several days searching for someone in the rioting mob to surrender to.
Family
· Oct 8, 2026
· 49
HomeGoods Now Selling Signs That Read 'Live, Laugh, Strangle Your Kids If You're Sad, Love'
FRAMINGHAM, MA - In a surprising twist on a popular home décor motif, the home furnishing retail chain HomeGoods was now selling signs that read, "Liv...
World
· Oct 6, 2026
· 121
Palestinians Finally Granted Own Country
PARIS - At long last, the Palestinian people finally have a land to truly call their own.
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· Oct 12, 2026
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How Was Church? Building Your House On The Rock Edition
Hurricane Rachel is affecting parts of Southern California, with one particular stretch of homes built on a sandpit peninsula in Long Beach being hit ...
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· Oct 9, 2026
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The Babylon Bee Weekly Roundup | October 9, 2026
Welcome to the Bee's Weekly Roundup! We're here to catch you up on the biggest stories of the past week -- and to save our dear readers from the dread...
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· Oct 6, 2026
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Will Your Favorite Animal Go To Heaven Or Hell? A Handy Guide
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