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U.S. - The U.S. Men's National Team surged into contention as a World Cup betting favorite after bringing in LeBron James to help the team flop around...
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· Jun 14, 2026
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Scholars Now Believe The Angel Saved Daniel By Distracting Lions With A Laser Pointer
U.S. - Leading scholars believe that the angel who saved Daniel in the lion's den used a red laser pointer to distract the vicious cats.
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U.S. Votes To Legally Adopt Freddy The German
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· Jun 11, 2026
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Trump Sets New World Record By Winning War With Iran 27 Times In One Year
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Donald Trump set a new world record this week by winning the same war with Iran for the 27th time this year, shattering t...
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Was Jesus The Long-Awaited Messiah? 9 Subtle Clues
As Christians, we believe Jesus was the Messiah, or anointed one, and a fulfillment of Jewish scripture. But we understand that it might not be obviou...
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· May 19, 2026
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Study Reveals 90% Of Data Centers Just Storing Your Wife’s Pictures Of The Kids
OVERLAND PARK, KS - The need for the construction of massive data storage centers has been in the news again recently, with the results of a new study...
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· Jun 11, 2026
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Least Popular Sport In The World Holds Little Tournament
U.S. - The least popular sport in the world is hosting a tiny little tournament for the few people who care.
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