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· Nov 28, 2025
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· Nov 26, 2025
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· Nov 26, 2025
· 148
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump's seemingly bulletproof strategy of choosing lawyers exclusively based on bust size has not worked out nearly as we...
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· Nov 27, 2025
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Family Institutes Thanksgiving Debate Rules Allowing 2-Minute Speeches With 1-Minute Rebuttal
MOULTONBOROUGH, NH - To make the most of the Thanksgiving holiday, the Richardson family reportedly instituted helpful debate rules allowing for 2-min...
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· Nov 27, 2025
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Reminder: If You Leave Your Kids Home Alone This Holiday Season, Make Sure They Have Plenty Of Paint Cans, Blowtorches, And A Cutout Of Michael Jordan
U.S. - Authorities issued a public service announcement in time for the holiday season, reminding parents that if they leave their children home alone...
Scripture
· Nov 24, 2025
· 64
Jesus Heals Demon-Possessed Man By Taking Away His Smartphone
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· Nov 25, 2025
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· Nov 25, 2025
· 76
Man Torn Between Learning New Board Game And Getting PhD In Quantum Physics
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· Nov 24, 2025
· 86
10 More Groups Trump Is Designating As Terrorist Organizations
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· Nov 25, 2025
· 73
Nice Day Outdoors Drinking With The Boys Keeps Getting Interrupted By Having To Hit Little White Ball
SAN DIEGO, CA - What had started out as a perfectly enjoyable outing with friends turned sour today, as a local man's nice day outdoors drinking with ...
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· Nov 26, 2025
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· Nov 25, 2025
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· Nov 24, 2025
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