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· Aug 26, 2026
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LANSING, MI - During a live interview on Fox News, Democratic Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed forcefully defended the beheading of infidels, explainin...
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· Aug 26, 2026
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In Honor Of Dolly Parton, Man To Attempt To Work All The Way From 9 To 5
SPRINGFIELD, IL - As news of the passing of beloved music legend Dolly Parton reverberated across America, tributes began pouring in from all over the...
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· Aug 26, 2026
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Girl Scouts To Award Muslim Badge To Any Girl Who Gets Married Before Age 8
U.S. - The Girl Scouts of America, in cooperation with the Islamic Center of America in Dearborn, MI, unveiled a new Muslim badge girls could earn by ...
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· Aug 25, 2026
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U.S. - The end of the world appears to be drawing nigh as the last remaining universally beloved human being passed away today.
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· Aug 26, 2026
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Bugs Bunny Declares For WNBA Draft
LOS ANGELES, CA - Officials for the Women's National Basketball Association announced this week they have received a letter of intent from Bugs Bunny ...
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· Aug 25, 2026
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WNBA Forced To Admit Kanter Is A Woman After He Causes Big Dramatic Scene
U.S. - After Enes Kanter caused a big dramatic scene in public, the WNBA was forced to admit that the former NBA player is indeed a woman.
Tech
· Aug 24, 2026
· 57
New Data Center Built To Handle Influx Of Online Rants Against Data Centers
LANCASTER, PA - Local officials confirmed on Monday that a new data center had been constructed to handle the massive influx of online rants about dat...
Entertainment
· Aug 25, 2026
· 71
‘Rings Of Power’ Producers Save A Fortune By Filming At Local Renaissance Festival
PLANTERSVILLE, TX - Faced with mounting costs and dwindling viewership, producers for the Amazon TV series Rings of Power reportedly saved hundreds of...
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· Aug 24, 2026
· 86
Father Puts Kids Up For Adoption After They Say 'UHF' Isn't Funny
PEORIA, IL - County officials said they would not stand in the way after local man Christopher P. Smith putting his children up for adoption after the...
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