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· Aug 4, 2026
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RFK Starts Off Cooking Show With Reminder To Always Cook Raccoon To At Least 165 Degrees
HUNTINGTON BEACH, CA - Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. kicked off his new cooking show with a reminder for viewers at home t...
Family
· Aug 3, 2026
· 40
Dad Tells Son He Can't Play Catch Right Now As He's Busy Owning Some Loser On The Internet
TUCSON, AZ - Local father Mark Howell told his son this week that he couldn't come play catch with him because someone was saying something dumb onlin...
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· Aug 3, 2026
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WNBA Coaches Stumped As To What The ‘W’ Stands For
INDIANAPOLIS, IN - Coaches across the WNBA spoke to members of the press this week and admitted that they had no idea what the "W" in WNBA stands for.
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· Aug 3, 2026
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Democrats Express Concern Over Increase In Gun Violence Against Active Shooters
U.S. - Democratic leaders expressed deep concern about the growing scourge of gun violence against active shooters.
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· Aug 3, 2026
· 43
Dodgers Acquire Kal-El Of Krypton
LOS ANGELES, CA - In a stunning move to further bolster an already imposing starting lineup, the Los Angeles Dodgers announced shortly before Monday a...
World
· Jul 31, 2026
· 75
Spaniards Horrified To See Their Country Turning Into Minnesota
CEUTA - The people of Spain were reportedly horrified to see footage of tens of thousands of migrants illegally invading their nation, knowing full we...
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· Jul 30, 2026
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Spain Turns To Experienced Border Czar Kamala Harris For Help With Migrant Invasion
MADRID - With the borders of its territories overwhelmed this morning by tens of thousands of young Moroccan migrants, Spain turned to veteran Border ...
Celebs
· Jul 29, 2026
· 77
Here’s A Complete List Of Every One Of Candace Owens' Theories That Proved To Be Correct
There are a lot of grifters and charlatans in the podcast world who are sadly willing to say any outlandish thing to make a buck - but on the other ha...
Family
· May 19, 2026
· 59
Study Reveals 90% Of Data Centers Just Storing Your Wife’s Pictures Of The Kids
OVERLAND PARK, KS - The need for the construction of massive data storage centers has been in the news again recently, with the results of a new study...
Entertainment
· Jul 31, 2026
· 85
Fauci Appears On 'Jeopardy!', Pleads The Fifth To Every Question
CULVER CITY, CA - Dr. Anthony Fauci appeared on the beloved trivia game show Jeopardy! last night, only to invoke the Fifth Amendment in response to e...
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