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· Nov 30, 2025
· 62
Man Longs For Good Old Days When Black Friday Shopping Was Done In Person And Everyone Feared For Their Lives
BEAUMONT, TX - Local man Michael Strong looked wistfully out the window, longing for the good old days when Black Friday shopping was all in person an...
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· Nov 26, 2025
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· Nov 28, 2025
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‘No Thanks,’ Says Hungry Homeless Man After Being Offered Marshmallow Jello Salad
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· Nov 28, 2025
· 42
Scholars Believe Young Rich Man Went Away Sad When Jesus Told Him To Sell All His Possessions Because He Had The Nintendo Power Glove
OXFORD - One of the most well-known stories from the biblical gospels took on a whole new meaning this week, as a team of scholars revealed that they ...
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· Nov 27, 2025
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· Nov 24, 2025
· 65
Jesus Heals Demon-Possessed Man By Taking Away His Smartphone
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· Nov 25, 2025
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· Nov 25, 2025
· 81
Experts Say AI Could Replace The Jobs Of Not Only Humans, But Also Lawyers
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· Nov 25, 2025
· 76
Man Torn Between Learning New Board Game And Getting PhD In Quantum Physics
INDIANAPOLIS, IN - Sources close to local man Bradley Mudd say that the 28-year-old is currently torn between learning a new board game and getting hi...
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