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Crime
· Nov 2, 2026
· 27
In Sure Sign Of Having Superior Argument, Liberal Commits Felony Assault
ANN ARBOR, MI - While in obvious possession of a superior argument and bearing full knowledge of the issues at hand, a liberal committed a felony assa...
Sports
· Nov 2, 2026
· 21
D'oh! Referees Forget To Rig Game For Chiefs
DENVER, CO - In what experts described as a monumental gaffe for the National Football League, the crew of officials assigned to the Denver-Kansas Cit...
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Politics
· Nov 1, 2026
· 54
Scarecrow In Suit And Tie With 'D' Next To Name On Ballot Wins Governor's Race In California
SACRAMENTO, CA - After securing the letter "D" next to his name on the ballot, a Halloween decoration propped up against a front porch has won the gov...
Politics
· Oct 30, 2026
· 95
Amy Acton Stars In Powerful PSA Showing Dangers Of Alcohol
TOLEDO, OH - Ohio Democratic gubernatorial candidate Amy Acton has released a powerful public service announcement to show the dangers of binge drinki...
Politics
· Oct 31, 2026
· 73
Gavin Newsom Says Democrats Would Never Intentionally Subvert Election Process And Also He's Legally Changed His Name To Donald J. Trump
SACRAMENTO, CA - California Governor Gavin Newsom came out in support of Alaska senate candidate Mary Peltola, saying Democrats would never intentiona...
Church
· Oct 30, 2026
· 55
Smoke Rises From Vatican Indicating Who Pope Voted For
VATICAN CITY - Blue smoke rose from the roof of the Sistine Chapel on Friday, signaling that Pope Leo XIV had voted for a third term for Illinois Gove...
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Life
· Oct 30, 2026
· 35
Wife Relieved To Learn Husband Lost Entire Paycheck On ‘Prediction Market' Instead Of Sports Betting
SANDY, UT - Local woman Sheila Northam was reportedly relieved to discover that her husband lost his entire paycheck on the prediction market rather t...
Politics
· Oct 29, 2026
· 46
Voter Turnout In Minnesota Expected To Be Over 130%
ST. PAUL, MN - Voter turnout for the Minnesota midterms is expected to exceed 130%, sources said.
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· Oct 28, 2026
· 67
9 Subtle Clues Your Wife Is Pregnant
Wondering if your wife is pregnant, but don't feel like you know how to ask? Here are are nine subtle clues you can look for to figure out if she is w...
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· Oct 29, 2026
· 52
DHS Agents Seize Ilhan Omar's Phone But Decide To Let Her Keep Pager
U.S. - Sources confirmed on Thursday that, following a raid on Rep. Ilhan Omar's home on October 12, DHS officials seized her mobile phone, but decide...
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· Nov 2, 2026
· 8
Winner Announcement For Kamala Photo Headline Challenge!
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· Oct 30, 2026
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The Babylon Bee Weekly Roundup | October 30, 2026
The good Lord hath brought us to Friday, and that means it's once again time for The Babylon Bee's Weekly Roundup! Here are the biggest hits from the ...
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· Oct 29, 2026
· 123
The Significance Of The Importance Of Reminding Us Of Our Natural Nature! Photo Headline Challenge | October 29, 2026
Kamala Harris is out there talking about the importance of speaking to children and how there is something important about that. And significant. And ...
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· Oct 28, 2026
· 55
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