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'The Injuns Are A-Comin!' Cries Billie Eilish Loading Musket To Defend Home From Tribe Of Redskins - Article image
Celebs · Feb 4, 2026 · 74
'The Injuns Are A-Comin!' Cries Billie Eilish Loading Musket To Defend Home From Tribe Of Redskins

LOS ANGELES, CA - According to sources, American singer-songwriter Billie Eilish successfully defended her land from members of the Tongva Tribe, an i...

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Op-Ed · Feb 4, 2026 · 43
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On a lovely jaunt to the playground this morning, I encountered a most breathtaking and addictive creation known simply as a "slide".

10 Ways To Come Out As A Conservative To Your Liberal Parents - Article image
Worldviews · Feb 4, 2026 · 57
10 Ways To Come Out As A Conservative To Your Liberal Parents

Our current society can have trouble showing acceptance - especially to conservatives. If you're a young conservative who has kept your political view...
Suspicious: Voter ID Bill Defeated In Senate By Vote Of 7 Million To 53
Suspicious: Voter ID Bill Defeated In Senate By Vote Of 7 Million To 53
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Politics · Feb 4, 2026 · 51

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Suspicions arose in Congress after a bill to require voter ID failed in the Senate by a vote of 7 million to 53.

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Entertainment · Feb 4, 2026 · 33
Minecraft Introduces Peaceful Protesters And OH NO THEY'VE BURNED DOWN THE VILLAGE

REDMOND, WA - Peaceful social justice leaders have come to the world of Minecraft to educate gamers about peaceful resistance as a means to fight for ...

Entertainment · Feb 4, 2026 · 33
Minecraft Introduces Peaceful Protesters And OH NO THEY'VE BURNED DOWN THE VILLAGE

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REDMOND, WA - Peaceful social justice leaders have come to the world of Minecraft to educate gamers about peaceful resistance as a means to fight for ...
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Our current society can have trouble showing acceptance - especially to conservatives. If you're a young conservative who has kept your political view...

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Stolen land is all the rage in the news lately. These days, everyone gets a free pass to do as many fun crimes as they want on land swiped from indige...
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LOS ANGELES, CA - A room full of pedophiles in attendance at Sunday night's Grammys ceremony defiantly protested Trump's deportation of pedophiles.
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