Report: White People Completely Unaffected By Jalapeño Recall - Article image
Life · Aug 10, 2026 · 54
Report: White People Completely Unaffected By Jalapeño Recall
U.S. - A new report confirmed that white people remained totally unaffected after a massive recall was issued across the U.S. for contaminated jalapeñ...
Cute: 5-Year-Old White Girl Dreams Of One Day Getting Beaten Up In The WNBA - Article image
Sports · Aug 10, 2026 · 37
Cute: 5-Year-Old White Girl Dreams Of One Day Getting Beaten Up In The WNBA
TERRE HAUTE, IN - In a wholesome display of innocence, a five-year-old white girl reportedly told her parents how she dreamed of one day growing up to...
Unscriptural Hymn Unfortunately A Banger - Article image
Church · Aug 10, 2026 · 34
Unscriptural Hymn Unfortunately A Banger
IRVINE, CA - The elders of the United Reformed Church of Irvine made the devastating discovery Sunday that an unscriptural hymn, entirely inappropriat...
Democrats Announce You Aren't Allowed To Remember What They Did A Few Years Ago
Democrats Announce You Aren't Allowed To Remember What They Did A Few Years Ago - Featured article image
Politics · Aug 11, 2026 · 20
U.S. - The Democratic Party announced on Tuesday that U.S. citizens were not allowed to remember all those things the party said and did just a few ye...
40-Year-Old Man Still Chasing High Of Seeing Cards Bounce Around Screen After Winning Solitaire - Article image
Life · Aug 10, 2026 · 55
40-Year-Old Man Still Chasing High Of Seeing Cards Bounce Around Screen After Winning Solitaire
PLAINVIEW, TX - Local 40-year-old man Ben Gantry admitted that he had spent the past three decades chasing the high he first felt while seeing the car...