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Family · Dec 13, 2025 · 59
Sick Husband Taken Care Of By Sicker Wife

RICHMOND, KY - Local husband Kevin Manthei fell ill over the weekend, requiring constant care and attention from his wife Bethany, who is currently mu...

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