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· Jun 16, 2026
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Man Attributes Classical Music Knowledge To Watching Bugs Bunny Cartoons
MADISON, WI - Local man Brad Pulman admitted to friends that all the knowledge he has ever obtained about classical music he received by watching clas...
Politics
· Jun 16, 2026
· 18
Oh No! Trump Negotiates Deal With England And Now They Have The Colonies Back
U.S. - According to sources, a routine agreement negotiated by President Donald Trump has resulted in control of the original 13 colonies being transf...
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· Jun 15, 2026
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Democrats Demand Reparations From African American
U.S. - In a surprising policy shift, Democrats announced they were now demanding reparations from an African American.
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· Jun 15, 2026
· 50
U.S. Team Now A Favorite To Win World Cup After Bringing On LeBron James To Flop
U.S. - The U.S. Men's National Team surged into contention as a World Cup betting favorite after bringing in LeBron James to help the team flop around...
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· Jun 12, 2026
· 78
The Bee Explains: How Soccer Works
The 2026 FIFA World Cup is being hosted in the United States for the first time since 1994. But what should be a cause for celebration is, instead, co...
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· Jun 14, 2026
· 61
Scholars Now Believe The Angel Saved Daniel By Distracting Lions With A Laser Pointer
U.S. - Leading scholars believe that the angel who saved Daniel in the lion's den used a red laser pointer to distract the vicious cats.
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· Jun 12, 2026
· 76
'Disclosure Day' Causes Audiences To Question Their Faith In Steven Spielberg
U.S. - Moviegoers eagerly awaited the release of the latest sci-fi blockbuster film from one of showbusiness's most legendary directors, though early ...
Politics
· Jun 11, 2026
· 60
Trump Sets New World Record By Winning War With Iran 27 Times In One Year
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Donald Trump set a new world record this week by winning the same war with Iran for the 27th time this year, shattering t...
Family
· May 19, 2026
· 51
Study Reveals 90% Of Data Centers Just Storing Your Wife’s Pictures Of The Kids
OVERLAND PARK, KS - The need for the construction of massive data storage centers has been in the news again recently, with the results of a new study...
World
· Jun 12, 2026
· 44
Starmer Sets Up Commission To Respond To Attempted Beheading UPDATE: The Commission Has Been Beheaded
LONDON - According to sources, Prime Minister Keir Starmer set up a commission to discern how best to respond to the attempted beheading in Belfast. U...
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How Was Church? June 15, 2026 Edition
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