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Missionary On Hour Twelve Of Trying To Get ChatGPT Saved - Article image
Theology · Feb 5, 2026 · 31
Missionary On Hour Twelve Of Trying To Get ChatGPT Saved

KISSIMMEE, FL - Sources close to missionary Keith Johnson reported that he had entered his twelfth hour of doing the Lord's work and trying to convert...

Winter Olympics To Protest Trump's Immigration Policies By Removing Ice From Skating Rinks - Article image
World · Feb 5, 2026 · 17
Winter Olympics To Protest Trump's Immigration Policies By Removing Ice From Skating Rinks

MILAN - The most prestigious athletic event on the world stage issued a clear political statement this week, as the Winter Olympics announced it would...

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Crime · Feb 5, 2026 · 30
Frank From Accounting In Epstein Files For Some Reason

DUBUQUE, IA - Employees at Midwest Windows Inc. were reportedly uncomfortable to learn that Frank from accounting was mentioned in the Epstein files f...
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Politics · Feb 5, 2026 · 40

WASHINGTON, D.C. - As lawmakers and other notable figures gathered once again for the annual solemn occasion to petition the Almighty God on behalf of...

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Life · Feb 5, 2026 · 18
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LITTLE ROCK, AK - As Darren Phillips pulled himself out of bed on Thursday morning, it became apparent to him that there was a growing chance that he ...

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Crime · Feb 5, 2026 · 30
Frank From Accounting In Epstein Files For Some Reason

DUBUQUE, IA - Employees at Midwest Windows Inc. were reportedly uncomfortable to learn that Frank from accounting was mentioned in the Epstein files f...

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Our current society can have trouble showing acceptance - especially to conservatives. If you're a young conservative who has kept your political view...
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Stolen land is all the rage in the news lately. These days, everyone gets a free pass to do as many fun crimes as they want on land swiped from indige...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - Suspicions arose in Congress after a bill to require voter ID failed in the Senate by a vote of 7 million to 53.
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Entertainment · Feb 2, 2026 · 57
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