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· Feb 6, 2026
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· Feb 5, 2026
· 43
Winter Olympics To Protest Trump's Immigration Policies By Removing Ice From Skating Rinks
MILAN - The most prestigious athletic event on the world stage issued a clear political statement this week, as the Winter Olympics announced it would...
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To Make Games Fair, MLB Will Now Have Managers Line Everyone Up And Pick Teams Before Each Game
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· 39
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Politicians Hoping National Prayer Breakfast Wraps Up In Time For Coke Orgy Lunch
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· 54
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· 41
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· Feb 4, 2026
· 80
10 Ways To Come Out As A Conservative To Your Liberal Parents
Our current society can have trouble showing acceptance - especially to conservatives. If you're a young conservative who has kept your political view...
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· Feb 3, 2026
· 86
Here Are 12 Fun Crimes You Can Get Away With If You Just Say 'We Are On Stolen Land'
Stolen land is all the rage in the news lately. These days, everyone gets a free pass to do as many fun crimes as they want on land swiped from indige...
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· Feb 4, 2026
· 58
Suspicious: Voter ID Bill Defeated In Senate By Vote Of 7 Million To 53
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Suspicions arose in Congress after a bill to require voter ID failed in the Senate by a vote of 7 million to 53.
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· Feb 4, 2026
· 98
'The Injuns Are A-Comin!' Cries Billie Eilish Loading Musket To Defend Home From Tribe Of Redskins
LOS ANGELES, CA - According to sources, American singer-songwriter Billie Eilish successfully defended her land from members of the Tongva Tribe, an i...
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· Feb 2, 2026
· 58
Roomful Of Pedophiles Protests ICE Deporting Pedophiles
LOS ANGELES, CA - A room full of pedophiles in attendance at Sunday night's Grammys ceremony defiantly protested Trump's deportation of pedophiles.
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· Dec 15, 2021
· 175
10 Christmas Gift Ideas For Your Leftist Child
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· Feb 4, 2026
· 53
Toddler Review: The Slide Is A Stunning Thrill Ride Whose Delights Never Cease
On a lovely jaunt to the playground this morning, I encountered a most breathtaking and addictive creation known simply as a "slide".
Entertainment
· Feb 3, 2026
· 60
Hollywood Confused As Guy Keeps Saying 'Jesus' But Does Not Appear To Be Using It As A Curse Word
LOS ANGELES, CA - The entertainment industry was sent abuzz over the weekend after a guy at the Grammys kept saying "Jesus" but did not appear to be u...
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· Feb 5, 2026
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