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To Save Time, CNN Will Now Run Retractions Simultaneously With News Stories - Article image
Media · Mar 13, 2026 · 26
To Save Time, CNN Will Now Run Retractions Simultaneously With News Stories

ATLANTA, GA - As part of the channel's ongoing quest to ensure accurate media reporting, CNN has elected to run live retractions simultaneously with t...

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Church · Mar 13, 2026 · 20
Oh No: Why Did The Worship Leader Bring An Accordion Onto The Stage?

BREA, CA - Church members were reportedly aghast when, during a routine worship service, the worship leader brought an accordion onto the stage.

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Politics · Mar 12, 2026 · 48
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U.S. · Mar 13, 2026 · 39

U.S. - With the nation reeling from an outbreak of violent incidents in the wake of the U.S. military strikes against Iran, the media clarified that t...

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Politics · Mar 12, 2026 · 48
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - Senate Democrats voted to expel Pennsylvania Senator John Fetterman on Thursday after their repeated warnings for him to stop suppo...

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