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· Jan 16, 2026
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Trump Delays Iran Attack Until Consulting With Whoopi Goldberg
WASHINGTON, D.C. - According to an anonymous White House source, a U.S. military strike on Iran had been delayed until President Donald Trump could co...
Entertainment
· Jan 16, 2026
Kathleen Kennedy Sad To Leave Lucasfilm Before She Got The Chance To Make A Trilogy About Rey’s First Period
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Kathleen Kennedy was reportedly very sad to leave Lucasfilm before she had the chance to make a trilogy of Star Wars movies about ...
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Entertainment · Jan 15, 2026
· 75
Progressive Researchers Claim They Are 15-20 Years From Finding Out What A Woman Is
Science · Jan 15, 2026
· 37
Ominous Sign? New Army Recruitment Ads Say 'Visit Lovely Greenland'
U.S. · Jan 15, 2026
· 31
Tucker Carlson Amazed At How Clean And Well-Run The Murdering Of Iranian Protestors Is
World · Jan 15, 2026
· 43
Democrats Respond To RFK With New Food Pentagram
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· 89
Trump Airdrops 'Make Iran Great Again' Hats To Help Iranian Protesters
World · Jan 14, 2026
· 57
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· Jan 14, 2026
· 86
Five-Year-Old Brought In To Explain Difference Between Boys And Girls To Supreme Court
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Supreme Court took a break from deliberations regarding individuals competing in sports designated for the opposite sex to brin...
U.S.
· Jan 13, 2026
· 123
U.S. Offers To Trade Its Liberal Women For Iranian Women
WASHINGTON, D.C. - As part of ongoing efforts to improve things in both countries, the United States reportedly made an official diplomatic offer to t...
World
· Jan 15, 2026
· 57
NATO Begs U.S. For Emergency Funding So They Can Defend Greenland From U.S.
BRUSSELS - Amid the looming threat of a U.S. military takeover of Greenland, NATO requested emergency aid from the U.S. to help it defend Greenland fr...
U.S.
· Jan 14, 2026
· 82
Ketanji Brown Jackson Arrives At Work In Official SCOTUS Short Bus
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson arrived for work at the Supreme Court building this morning in the official, yellow SCOTUS short bus.
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· Jan 13, 2026
· 69
Supreme Court Justices Bring In Ms. Rachel To Explain Cases To Ketanji Brown Jackson
WASHINGTON, D.C. - With arguments being presented on issues that will have far-reaching effects on shaping the future of American laws, society, and c...
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· Dec 15, 2021
· 171
10 Christmas Gift Ideas For Your Leftist Child
First off, congratulations on raising a child already versed in progressive ideals! Your Christmas holiday is sure to be filled with joy, laughter, fe...
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· Jan 13, 2026
· 76
9 Astonishing Facts You Didn't Know About Heaven
Heaven is known to be a place of eternal comfort and rest for God's people (and way better than Hell), but what is it like really?
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· Jan 13, 2026
· 95
St. Peter Shows Scott Adams To His Glorious Heavenly Cubicle
HEAVEN - Celestial sources say that Scott Adams, creator of the "Dilbert" comic strip, has just been shown to the glorious heavenly cubicle where he w...
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