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Black Bears Demand To Be Referred To As 'Bears Of Color' - Article image
U.S. · Oct 21, 2025 · 69
Black Bears Demand To Be Referred To As 'Bears Of Color'

SACRAMENTO, CA - In a historic move, California's famous black bears, in cooperation with the NAACP, met on the steps of the state capitol to demand t...

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People often mistake us for an official church ministry, so we get a lot of e-mails asking about sin. We usually ignore them, but not today! Join us a...
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