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· Jan 17, 2026
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· Jan 16, 2026
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· Jan 18, 2026
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· Jan 15, 2026
· 65
NATO Begs U.S. For Emergency Funding So They Can Defend Greenland From U.S.
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· Jan 14, 2026
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