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British Citizens Politely Ask If They Can Be Liberated From Radical Islam Next - Article image
World · Feb 28, 2026 · 60
British Citizens Politely Ask If They Can Be Liberated From Radical Islam Next

LONDON - British citizens have politely asked if perhaps they could be next on the list for liberation from radical Islam.

Mamdani Orders Flags At One World Trade Center Flown Half-Staff To Mourn Ayatollah - Article image
U.S. · Feb 28, 2026 · 73
Mamdani Orders Flags At One World Trade Center Flown Half-Staff To Mourn Ayatollah

NEW YORK CITY - Mayor Zohran Mamdani has ordered all flags at One World Trade Center to be flown at half-staff to mourn the death of Ayatollah Khamene...

The U.S. Just Attacked Iran: Here's What Happens Next - Article image
World · Feb 28, 2026 · 73
The U.S. Just Attacked Iran: Here's What Happens Next

The United States launched a major military attack on Iran overnight, striking dozens of high-level targets across the nation. As the dust settles, ev...
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World · Mar 1, 2026 · 64

TEHRAN - The Iranian government has officially announced a successor to Ayatollah Khamenei, introducing today the new Supreme Ayatollah, Tucker Carlso...

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World · Feb 28, 2026 · 71
Iranian Generals Kicking Themselves For Not Just Meeting Over Zoom

TEHRAN - Iranian military leaders are reportedly "really kicking themselves" for not just having their latest meeting over zoom.

World · Feb 28, 2026 · 71
Iranian Generals Kicking Themselves For Not Just Meeting Over Zoom

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TEHRAN - Iranian military leaders are reportedly "really kicking themselves" for not just having their latest meeting over zoom.
The U.S. Just Attacked Iran: Here's What Happens Next - Article image
World · Feb 28, 2026 · 73
The U.S. Just Attacked Iran: Here's What Happens Next

The United States launched a major military attack on Iran overnight, striking dozens of high-level targets across the nation. As the dust settles, ev...

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Ayatollah To Give Speech As Soon As Officials Find The Rest Of His Body - Article image
World · Feb 28, 2026 · 102
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TEHRAN - Iranian officials have promised that Ayatollah Khamenei will give a speech just as soon as they have located the rest of his body.
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Politics · Feb 27, 2026 · 79
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CHAPPAQUA, NY - While being questioned at the Chappaqua Performing Arts Center on Thursday, Hillary Clinton reportedly informed the House Committee on...
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