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· May 27, 2026
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Canadian Grandma Excited To Hear Her Family Is Paying To Hire A MAID
CALGARY - One elderly woman was convinced that her life was soon going to change forever, as the Canadian grandmother expressed excitement after heari...
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· May 27, 2026
· 60
Democrats Hopeful Average Texas Voter Wants To Ban Steak And Thinks God Is Gay
TEXAS - With the field now set for the Texas Senate race, Democrats are hopeful that the average Texan voter wants to ban steak and believes God is ga...
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· May 26, 2026
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Everyone In Chicago Shot Over The Weekend
CHICAGO, IL - The Chicago Police Department confirmed on Tuesday morning that every single resident of the city had been shot over the long holiday we...
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· May 26, 2026
· 53
Physicians At Walter Reed Confirm Trump's Midi-Chlorian Count Is Off The Charts
BETHESDA, MD - Results from President Donald Trump's 6-month physical at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center appeared to show that his midi-c...
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· May 24, 2026
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The Babylon Bee Has Obtained A Leaked Copy Of The Iran-U.S. Peace Deal
News broke this morning that the United States and Iran have agreed to the framework of a peace deal, and our investigative team here at The Babylon B...
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· May 26, 2026
· 49
Parents Help Graduate Sound Out The Words On Diploma
TUCSON, AZ - Parents of high school graduate David Simpson helped their son sound out the words on his diploma after the teen expressed frustration at...
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· May 25, 2026
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Chuck Schumer Celebrates Memorial Day Alone As All Of Last Year's Guests Dead From E. Coli
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Senator Chuck Schumer reportedly spent Memorial Day alone with his thoughts after having killed all of his backyard barbecue guests...
Entertainment
· May 25, 2026
· 38
Review: 'The Mandalorian And Grogu' Is A Fun Enough Flick — But It Utterly Fails To Mention Anything About Freeing Palestine
The first Star Wars feature film in seven years should have been a grand event. But from the moment the opening text rolled, it was clear something wa...
Family
· May 19, 2026
· 51
Study Reveals 90% Of Data Centers Just Storing Your Wife’s Pictures Of The Kids
OVERLAND PARK, KS - The need for the construction of massive data storage centers has been in the news again recently, with the results of a new study...
Scripture
· May 25, 2026
· 46
Boaz Carefully Arranges Stalks Of Grain On Ground To Spell Out ‘Hey Gurl’
BETHLEHEM - As Ruth was about to come pick up extra crops left for her in the fields, workers reportedly spotted Boaz carefully arranging stalks of gr...
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