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Top 10 Reasons To Move To California
With the population of California diminishing of late, we at The Babylon Bee are here to help turn the tide. Here are just ten of the many great reaso...
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Angel Still Guarding Eden With Flaming Sword Wondering If He Can Move Yet
EDEN - Having gone an inordinate length of time standing watch in the same place for many, many years, the angel guarding the Garden of Eden with a fl...
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· Aug 7, 2026
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Man Unsure Whether Wife's Vanilla Honey Goat Butter Spread Is For Toast Or Face
DALLAS, TX - Local husband Mark Higgins stood frozen in his kitchen Thursday morning, staring blankly at a glass jar labeled "Vanilla Honey Goat Butte...
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· Aug 6, 2026
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Burritos are really, really expensive these days, apparently. But fear not - there are still ways to get them without having to shell out $20 a pop. Y...
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· Aug 7, 2026
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'There Aren't Bad Pets, Only Bad Owners,' Explains Woman Out Walking Velociraptor
SOUTH BEND, IN - The debate over dangerous pets heated up again after a woman took her pet velociraptor out for a walk and declared, "There aren't any...
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· Aug 7, 2026
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Jesus Ignites Fierce Debate By Feeding 5,000 People For Under $20
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· Aug 4, 2026
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Tell Us What Kind Of Coffee Your Church Serves And We'll Tell You What Denomination You Are
All churches that truly love Jesus serve coffee, but did you know that you can actually tell what denomination a church is by what coffee it serves?
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· Aug 6, 2026
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Due To Depleted Missile Supply, 'Operation Epic Fury' Downgraded To 'Operation Mildly Aggressive Fury'
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· May 19, 2026
· 59
Study Reveals 90% Of Data Centers Just Storing Your Wife’s Pictures Of The Kids
OVERLAND PARK, KS - The need for the construction of massive data storage centers has been in the news again recently, with the results of a new study...
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· Aug 6, 2026
· 62
Scientists Theorize Existence Of Movie Not Starring Zendaya
CAMBRIDGE, ENGLAND - A team of leading physicists at the University of Cambridge theorized the existence of a motion picture that does not feature act...
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