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Scripture
· Oct 10, 2026
· 17
Lot Wins Halloween Couples Costume Contest Dressed As Pepper Shaker
THE PLAIN OF JORDAN - Lot won first prize in a local Halloween couples costume contest this weekend after dressing up as a pepper shaker.
Entertainment
· Oct 10, 2026
· 27
Plastic Bag That Blew Into Modern Art Museum Sells For $10 Million
CHICAGO, IL - A plastic shopping bag that accidentally blew inside the Chicago Museum of Modern Art sold at auction for $10 million.
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· Oct 8, 2026
· 47
Experts Fear Terrorist Activity In Minneapolis Could Spread To America Next
U.S. - After a terrorist attack on the Mall of America was narrowly thwarted yesterday, experts warned that terrorist activity could spread beyond Min...
Politics
· Oct 9, 2026
· 45
Mamdani Struggling To Find That Perfect Work-Terrorism Balance
NEW YORK, NY - Mayor Zoran Mamdani's demeanor suffered in recent days, according to observers, as he struggled to find that perfect work-terrorism bal...
World
· Oct 8, 2026
· 62
French Frantically Search Rioting Mob For Someone To Surrender To
PARIS - French leaders came up empty-handed on Thursday after spending several days searching for someone in the rioting mob to surrender to.
World
· Oct 6, 2026
· 121
Palestinians Finally Granted Own Country
PARIS - At long last, the Palestinian people finally have a land to truly call their own.
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Family
· Oct 8, 2026
· 48
HomeGoods Now Selling Signs That Read 'Live, Laugh, Strangle Your Kids If You're Sad, Love'
FRAMINGHAM, MA - In a surprising twist on a popular home décor motif, the home furnishing retail chain HomeGoods was now selling signs that read, "Liv...
Politics
· Oct 7, 2026
· 51
Mamdani's October 7th Address Derailed As Wife's Party Balloons Keep Floating Across Screen
NEW YORK, NY - Mayor Zohran Mamdani attempted to deliver a solemn address to mark the anniversary of October 7th, but was derailed as his wife's party...
Life
· Oct 8, 2026
· 77
Irony: Man Finally Finds Perfectly Ripe Avocado At The Grocery Store But Is Killed In A Car Crash On The Way Home
SCRANTON, PA - After years of failed attempts, local man Paul Foster finally found a perfectly ripe avocado at the grocery store, only to be tragicall...
U.S.
· Oct 5, 2026
· 169
Top 10 Reasons To Move To Indiana
Looking to move to a new state? Look no further than Indiana! There are plenty of reasons to move there. Seriously.
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· Oct 9, 2026
· 21
The Babylon Bee Weekly Roundup | October 9, 2026
Welcome to the Bee's Weekly Roundup! We're here to catch you up on the biggest stories of the past week -- and to save our dear readers from the dread...
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· Oct 8, 2026
· 64
Dad Commits Harakiri In Shame After Not Mowing Lawn Lines Perfectly Straight
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· Oct 6, 2026
· 146
Will Your Favorite Animal Go To Heaven Or Hell? A Handy Guide
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· Oct 5, 2026
· 67
How Was Church? Ladder Edition
It's Monday, and you know what that means! The almost obligatory "How Was Church?" post. How was your Lord's Day service? Did your pastor use any ladd...
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