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· May 16, 2026
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Kids Excited To Learn Of Cool Alternative To Vaping Called 'Smoking Cigarettes'
U.S. - Teenagers across the nation are discovering a hip new alternative to vaping, called "smoking cigarettes."
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· May 16, 2026
· 27
Uncultured Philistine Declines To Have Ice Cream Served In Waffle Cone
TUCSON, AZ - Local man Dale Swanson declined to have his double scoops of mint chocolate chip and strawberry ice cream served in a delicious waffle co...
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· May 14, 2026
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Faux Pas: Trump Gifts President Xi With Pot Of Honey From White House Beehive
BEIJING - President Donald Trump's meeting with Chinese President Xi Jinping was going swimmingly until Trump made a crucial (but common) error: gifti...
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· May 14, 2026
· 74
Mechanic Has No Idea How Dodge Caravan Still Running
TEMPE, AZ - After taking a look under the hood of the Barton family's Dodge Caravan, local mechanic Terry Ricks admitted that he has absolutely no clu...
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· May 15, 2026
· 35
Report: CIA Raided By CIA
LANGLEY, VA - Rumors swirled throughout the international intelligence community this week after reports surfaced that agents from the Central Intelli...
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· May 13, 2026
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The NYTimes Reveals: 7 More Shocking Things Israel Has Trained Animals To Do
As you may have heard, The New York Times revealed this week that Israel has a secret animal training program that literally teaches dogs how to water...
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· May 13, 2026
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BREAKING: Wife Seems Upset; UPDATE: False Alarm — She Said 'I'm Fine'
AKRON, OH - Curtis Whitaker noticed some subtle differences in his wife, Janie. Her face seemed on the verge of a frown as she kept glancing at him, a...
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· May 14, 2026
· 48
Man Helpfully Points Out To Wife That She Looks Tired
TOPEKA, KS - Local hero Greg Miller was praised this week for his keen observation skills after courageously informing his wife, Sarah, that she looke...
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· May 12, 2026
· 105
'The View' Announces All-New Cast Of Angry, Middle-Aged Women
U.S. - Longtime daytime talk show "The View" has announced that next season will feature an all-new cast of angry middle-aged women.
Politics
· May 14, 2026
· 49
Conservative Too Exhausted To Form Opinion On Thomas Massie
HOUSTON, TX - Local conservative Brady Jones admitted to friends this week that he was just too tired of political drama to have an opinion about what...
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· May 5, 2026
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Photo Caption Challenge Winner: Trump And The Bees Edition
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