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ICE Protesters Reveal Next 9 Places They Will Attack - Article image
Crime · Jan 19, 2026 · 7
ICE Protesters Reveal Next 9 Places They Will Attack

Following their successful attack on a local church service, ICE protestors are reportedly prepping for even more assaults. According to one anonymous...

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Life · Jan 17, 2026 · 91
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BROKEN BOW, OK - In a beautiful scene, fellow Pop-Tarts gathered on a kitchen table this morning to bow down and pay homage to a box of Brown Sugar Ci...

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Church · Jan 19, 2026 · 35
Pentecostal Church Doesn't Notice Riot Is Occurring

ST. PAUL, MN - According to sources, membership at a local pentecostal church failed to notice when protestors stormed the building and began screamin...
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SAINT PAUL, MN - An already traumatic incident turned even worse on Sunday, as former CNN personality and apparent left-wing protest ringleader Don Le...

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U.S. · Jan 19, 2026 · 38
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - With the American public demanding action be taken by the government in response to aggressive and violent leftist protests across ...

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Church · Jan 19, 2026 · 35
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ST. PAUL, MN - According to sources, membership at a local pentecostal church failed to notice when protestors stormed the building and began screamin...

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You were deeply lost in a daydream right in the middle of Bible class when - oh no! The professor is calling your name to answer a question about... s...
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MINNEAPOLIS, MN - Following recent developments stemming from political protests and clashes with the federal government across the state, Minnesota a...
Antifa Protests Violence By Viciously Beating Bystanders - Article image
Crime · Jan 18, 2026 · 76
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MINNEAPOLIS, MN - Antifa has flooded the streets of Minneapolis to protest against violence by viciously beating innocent bystanders.
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