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· Nov 14, 2025
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U.S. - With the penny no longer being minted, shoe manufacturers announced that they were working hard to replace the old penny loafer slip-on shoe de...
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· Nov 14, 2025
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FRAMINGHAM, MA - Going out in public during the holiday season without being overcome with the desire to shove an icepick in your ears will be possibl...
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Democrats Somberly Remove Sombreros, Signaling End Of Shutdown
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· Nov 13, 2025
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· Nov 13, 2025
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Tucker Carlson Builds Time Machine To Kill Baby Churchill
WOODSTOCK, ME - On a mission to set right the great wrongs perpetrated upon the world during World War II, controversial media personality Tucker Carl...
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· Nov 14, 2025
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Poem On Statue Of Liberty Updated To Read 'No Fatties'
NEW YORK, NY - As part of a change in immigration policy designed to limit the incoming of foreign nationals with chronic health issues, the poem post...
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· Nov 13, 2025
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Children's Church Sermon Jam-Packed With Heresies
DALLAS, TX - The children's pastor of Flame Passion Born Again Friends Fellowship Church caught the community's attention after she gave an inspiring ...
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· Nov 11, 2025
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Latest Tucker Guest Bigfoot Reveals How Mind-Controlling Chemtrails Are Sprayed Over The Flat Earth By The Jews
WOODSTOCK, ME - Political commentator Tucker Carlson sparked controversy this week when he welcomed Bigfoot onto his show to discuss how mind-controll...
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· Nov 10, 2025
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Dave Ramsey In Critical Condition After Learning Of 50-Year Mortgage
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· Nov 12, 2025
· 65
Aw Crap: You’re In Line To Give An Account Of Your Life To God Right After Tim Tebow
HEAVEN - After throwing off this mortal coil, local man Kevin Reese was prepared to give an account of his life to God, only to find himself in line r...
Sports
· Nov 11, 2025
· 44
Olympics Change Trans Policies After Watching Old 'Mister Rogers' Episode
LAUSANNE - The International Olympic Committee (IOC) formally revoked the right of transgender athletes to participate in sporting events of the gende...
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· Nov 13, 2025
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New Video - The Buzz #024: Government Grand Re-Opening
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· Nov 7, 2025
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· Oct 31, 2025
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· Oct 30, 2025
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