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America Graciously Converts 20 Iranian Warships Into New Submarines - Article image
World · Mar 4, 2026 · 28
America Graciously Converts 20 Iranian Warships Into New Submarines

PERSIAN GULF - In a sign of enormous good will, American forces helpfully converted 20 Iranian warships into submarines.

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World · Mar 4, 2026 · 56
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U.S. - Conservatives across the country have expressed concern over the United States becoming entangled in another foreign war -- OHHH DANG OUR SUBMA...
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TEHRAN - Following the death of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and a significant portion of the nation's leadership, the Assembly of Experts, charged with cho...

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World · Mar 4, 2026 · 56
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