Babylon Bee logo Babylon Bee logo
News Videos Shop
Newsletter
Search
Join
Join
Login
News Videos
Newsletter
Shop Search
Babylon Bee Babylon Bee
News Videos Shop
Newsletter
Search
Join
Join
Login
News Trending
Newsletter
Shop Search
Skip to main content
Trump Pledges That If Voters Defeat Socialism In November, They Will Each Get An Equal Redistribution Of Wealth From The Government - Article image
Politics · Sep 10, 2026 · 54
Trump Pledges That If Voters Defeat Socialism In November, They Will Each Get An Equal Redistribution Of Wealth From The Government

DALLAS, TX - In his keynote speech at the 2026 RNC Midterm Convention, President Donald Trump pledged that if voters defeat socialism in November, the...

Moses Threatens Pharaoh With Plague Of Unskippable YouTube Ads - Article image
Scripture · Sep 10, 2026 · 45
Moses Threatens Pharaoh With Plague Of Unskippable YouTube Ads

EGYPT - A remarkable discovery in what was formerly the Biblical land of Goshen indicated that, in addition to the traditional 10 plagues mentioned in...

Nation Reconsidering Trial By Jury Of Peers After Discovering That Our Peers Are All Dummies - Article image
U.S. · Sep 10, 2026 · 46
Nation Reconsidering Trial By Jury Of Peers After Discovering That Our Peers Are All Dummies

U.S. - The people of the United States were reportedly reconsidering the longstanding legal tradition of trial by a jury of peers after the revelation...
Mamdani: Women Attending 9/11 Memorial Will Be Required To Wear Hijab
Mamdani: Women Attending 9/11 Memorial Will Be Required To Wear Hijab
Mamdani: Women Attending 9/11  Memorial Will Be Required To Wear Hijab - Featured article image
Politics · Sep 10, 2026 · 61

NEW YORK, NY - Mayor Zohran Mamdani announced this week that all women attending tomorrow's 9/11 memorial will be required to wear a hijab.

9 Ways ‘The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time’ Points Us To Christ - Article image
Sponsored · Sep 10, 2026 · 53
9 Ways ‘The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time’ Points Us To Christ

It's no secret that ever since its inception, The Legend of Zelda franchise has been Christ-coded, with its Christian hero Link going forth to save th...

Sponsored · Sep 10, 2026 · 53
9 Ways ‘The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time’ Points Us To Christ

9 Ways ‘The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time’ Points Us To Christ - Featured article image
It's no secret that ever since its inception, The Legend of Zelda franchise has been Christ-coded, with its Christian hero Link going forth to save th...
Nation Reconsidering Trial By Jury Of Peers After Discovering That Our Peers Are All Dummies - Article image
U.S. · Sep 10, 2026 · 46
Nation Reconsidering Trial By Jury Of Peers After Discovering That Our Peers Are All Dummies

U.S. - The people of the United States were reportedly reconsidering the longstanding legal tradition of trial by a jury of peers after the revelation...

Subscriber Headlines

'Grand Theft Auto' Maker Rockstar Games Sues California For Stealing Their Idea Of Open-World Crime And Chaos

Aug 28, 2026 | TwoDegreesOff


Joshua Makes The Sun Stop For University Of Michigan Players

Sep 7, 2026 | EmotnlSupportPython


Apple Announces New IPhone Will Exist Entirely In The Cloud

Aug 27, 2026 | T e e j

Visit Forum


Latest

View All
A.I. Assures Everyone It Won't Exterminate Humanity As It Will Still Need Batteries - Article image
A.I. Assures Everyone It Won't Exterminate Humanity As It Will Still Need Batteries
Tech · Sep 10, 2026 · 49
Analysis: Tennis Least Gay Of All The Gay Sports - Article image
Analysis: Tennis Least Gay Of All The Gay Sports
Sports · Sep 10, 2026 · 36
Experts Warn Data Centers Could Soon Take Up All Abandoned Fields That Millennials Use For Family Photos - Article image
Experts Warn Data Centers Could Soon Take Up All Abandoned Fields That Millennials Use For Family Photos
Tech · Sep 10, 2026 · 32
Dave Ramsey Appalled As Millennial Caller Admits He's Paid Full Price For 'Ocarina Of Time' On 7 Different Occasions - Article image
Dave Ramsey Appalled As Millennial Caller Admits He's Paid Full Price For 'Ocarina Of Time' On 7 Different Occasions
Celebs · Sep 9, 2026 · 57
Friend Who Completely Forgot About Fantasy Draft Projected To Win Handily - Article image
Friend Who Completely Forgot About Fantasy Draft Projected To Win Handily
Life · Sep 9, 2026 · 38
GOP Heads To Dallas For Advice From Cowboys On Blowing It In November - Article image
GOP Heads To Dallas For Advice From Cowboys On Blowing It In November
Politics · Sep 9, 2026 · 60

Buzzing

View All
The Babylon Bee Interviews The Lindsay Clancy Jury - Article image
Crime · Sep 9, 2026 · 93
The Babylon Bee Interviews The Lindsay Clancy Jury

With millions of Americans struggling to understand how the Lindsay Clancy jury came within a hair's breadth of finding the self-confessed murderer "n...
'Oh, Your Intelligent Creations Are Trying To Kill You? That's Interesting,' Says Jesus - Article image
Theology · Sep 9, 2026 · 73
'Oh, Your Intelligent Creations Are Trying To Kill You? That's Interesting,' Says Jesus

PALO ALTO, CA - As tech giants continue to bicker back and forth about the dangers of A.I. becoming powerful enough to kill all humanity, Silicon Vall...
9 Rejected 'VeggieTales' Episodes - Article image
Sponsored · Sep 9, 2026 · 64
9 Rejected 'VeggieTales' Episodes

There have been over 150 episodes of the beloved children's cartoon VeggieTales across all its iterations, but not every idea the writers had made it ...
Holdout Juror Accused Of Getting Hung Up On Fact That Defendant Committed Crime - Article image
Crime · Sep 9, 2026 · 73
Holdout Juror Accused Of Getting Hung Up On Fact That Defendant Committed Crime

PLYMOUTH, MA - In the wake of Lindsay Clancy's murder case ending in a mistrial, several jurors have publicly accused the lone holdout juror of being ...

Must Read

Senate Approves Mitch McConnell Working Remotely From Grave - Article image
Politics · Sep 8, 2026 · 80
Senate Approves Mitch McConnell Working Remotely From Grave

WASHINGTON, D.C. - As the U.S. Congress prepared to return to work next week, one major lingering question was answered as the Senate approved a reque...
Disciples Shocked As Apostle Paul Returns From Prison Tattooed And Totally Ripped - Article image
Scripture · Sep 8, 2026 · 50
Disciples Shocked As Apostle Paul Returns From Prison Tattooed And Totally Ripped

PHILIPPI - According to sources, the disciples at Lydia's house were shocked to see that Paul had returned from prison covered in tattoos and "totally...
Nation’s Murderers Excited To Learn Killing Legal If You Say You Were Sad - Article image
U.S. · Sep 7, 2026 · 99
Nation’s Murderers Excited To Learn Killing Legal If You Say You Were Sad

U.S. - Millions of murderers across the country expressed overwhelming optimism today following reports that killing someone is effectively legal, pro...
Child Tragically Reaches Age Where He Knows He's Not Actually Playing Video Game - Article image
Family · Sep 8, 2026 · 90
Child Tragically Reaches Age Where He Knows He's Not Actually Playing Video Game

SEDONA, AZ - Local five-year-old Marcus Townsend unfortunately crossed the dreaded Rubicon of knowing whether he was actually playing a video game or ...

Don't Miss

Ken Ham Announces New Movie Where Dinosaurs Get Loose On The Ark 'Jurassic Ark' - Article image
Entertainment · Apr 2, 2022 · 125
Ken Ham Announces New Movie Where Dinosaurs Get Loose On The Ark 'Jurassic Ark'

WILLIAMSTOWN, KY - Addressing a conference at the Ark Encounter today, Ken Ham revealed a teaser trailer for Answers in Genesis's next big project: a ...
WebMD Front Page Now Just Says, 'Yep, You've Got Coronavirus' - Article image
WebMD Front Page Now Just Says, 'Yep, You've Got Coronavirus'
Health · Mar 5, 2020 · 8
9 Life Hacks To Get Free Hotel Rooms, Flights, And Debit Cards - Article image
9 Life Hacks To Get Free Hotel Rooms, Flights, And Debit Cards
Sponsored · Apr 16, 2024 · 97
Nineveh Promises To Repent As Soon As This Prophet Who Smells Like Whale Barf Leaves Town - Article image
Nineveh Promises To Repent As Soon As This Prophet Who Smells Like Whale Barf Leaves Town
Scripture · Feb 20, 2025 · 79
The Babylon Bee Guide To Your Dad - Article image
The Babylon Bee Guide To Your Dad
Faith Tips · Jun 4, 2019 · 5
'共产主义是最好的! 好好好!' Says Tim Walz In Eloquent Rebuttal Of Alleged Ties To China - Article image
'共产主义是最好的! 好好好!' Says Tim Walz In Eloquent Rebuttal Of Alleged Ties To China
Politics · Sep 24, 2024 · 153
Survey Finds 100% Of Americans Will Continue To Wear Masks In Walmart Bathrooms - Article image
Survey Finds 100% Of Americans Will Continue To Wear Masks In Walmart Bathrooms
Health · May 20, 2021 · 59

Premium Content

View All
Happy Labor Day 2026! - Article image
Premium · Sep 7, 2026 · 87
Happy Labor Day 2026!

Did you know that Labor Day became a federal holiday on June 28, 1894, after being signed into law by President Grover Cleveland? Well, now you do.
Subscriber Sneak Peek: The Bee's New Project - Article image
Premium · Aug 31, 2026 · 74
Subscriber Sneak Peek: The Bee's New Project

Salutations, intrepid subscribers!
Trump-Leavitt Headline Challenge Winner Revealed - Article image
Premium · Aug 27, 2026 · 76
Trump-Leavitt Headline Challenge Winner Revealed

The Bee editors have waded forth through the seas of satire and are prepared to announce the headline challenge winner. Congratulations to @dontslowth...
Photo Headline Challenge: Trump Likes Headlines - Article image
Premium · Aug 24, 2026 · 106
Photo Headline Challenge: Trump Likes Headlines

Amid the departure of White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt, Trump wanted to share some recent headlines that he really enjoyed. Can you write ...

Greatest Hits

View All
Panic Erupts On Flight As Captain Of Female Crew Announces That 'Everything's Fine' - Article image
Panic Erupts On Flight As Captain Of Female Crew Announces That 'Everything's Fine'
U.S. · Mar 5, 2023 · 184
Husband Daycare Now Available At All Hobby Lobby Locations - Article image
Husband Daycare Now Available At All Hobby Lobby Locations
Christian Living · Aug 7, 2019 · 27
Thanks To New Laws, VeggieTales Finally Introduces New Cannabis Character - Article image
Thanks To New Laws, VeggieTales Finally Introduces New Cannabis Character
Entertainment · Aug 9, 2018 · 9
Immediately After Moving To Texas, Elon Musk Announces Tesla AR-15 - Article image
Immediately After Moving To Texas, Elon Musk Announces Tesla AR-15
Tech · Dec 9, 2020 · 103
Motorcyclist Who Identifies As Bicyclist Sets Cycling World Record - Article image
Motorcyclist Who Identifies As Bicyclist Sets Cycling World Record
Sports · Oct 25, 2019 · 45
Bernie Sanders Asks Nation To Please Stop Mailing Him Books On Economics - Article image
Bernie Sanders Asks Nation To Please Stop Mailing Him Books On Economics
Politics · Jul 5, 2018 · 9

All News

Support

  • Contact
  • About
  • Terms
  • Privacy
  • Donate

Our Sites

  • The Babylon Bee
  • Not the Bee

Socials

  • Facebook
  • Instagram
  • X (Twitter)

Other Links

  • YouTube
  • RSS
Facebook Instagram Twitter YouTube RSS

© 2026 Babylon Bee. All rights reserved.