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· Nov 27, 2025
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Reminder: If You Leave Your Kids Home Alone This Holiday Season, Make Sure They Have Plenty Of Paint Cans, Blowtorches, And A Cutout Of Michael Jordan
U.S. - Authorities issued a public service announcement in time for the holiday season, reminding parents that if they leave their children home alone...
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· Nov 26, 2025
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Indians Politely Decline Taste Of Pilgrims' World-Famous Homemade Smallpox Casserole
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· Nov 26, 2025
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump's seemingly bulletproof strategy of choosing lawyers exclusively based on bust size has not worked out nearly as we...
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· Nov 24, 2025
· 64
Jesus Heals Demon-Possessed Man By Taking Away His Smartphone
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· Nov 25, 2025
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Chicago Judge Hoping 23rd Time Is The Charm For Rehabilitating Violent Criminal
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· Nov 26, 2025
· 54
Family Holding Out Hope This Will Finally Be Thanksgiving Where Turkey Explodes In Epic Fireball
BOISE, ID - Members of a local family are holding out hope that this might finally be the year they get to see their Thanksgiving turkey explode in an...
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· Nov 24, 2025
· 84
10 More Groups Trump Is Designating As Terrorist Organizations
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· Nov 25, 2025
· 72
Nice Day Outdoors Drinking With The Boys Keeps Getting Interrupted By Having To Hit Little White Ball
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· Nov 24, 2025
· 70
Chicago Kicks Off Holiday Season By Unveiling Festive Red And Green Crime-Scene Tape
CHICAGO, IL - Residents of the Windy City noticed that it was beginning to look a lot like Christmas these days, as the Chicago Police Department kick...
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· Nov 24, 2025
· 80
Trump To Execute All Turkeys Pardoned By Biden's Autopen
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Anguished gobbles were heard throughout the Beltway this morning, after news broke that President Donald Trump would be executing a...
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· Nov 26, 2025
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· Nov 25, 2025
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· Nov 24, 2025
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