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· Jan 6, 2026
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· Jan 5, 2026
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· 84
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· Jan 5, 2026
· 55
Trump Leads SEAL Team To Capture Rogue Dictator Gavin Newsom
SACRAMENTO, CA - Only days after the toppling of the Maduro regime in Venezuela, news broke Monday morning that President Donald Trump had led a Navy ...
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· Jan 5, 2026
· 63
Liberals Quickly Change 'No Kings' Signs To Read 'Yes Kings' In Support Of Maduro
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· Jan 3, 2026
· 117
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· Jan 2, 2026
· 132
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· Jan 3, 2026
· 57
Classic: Trump Has Delta Force Operators Tell Maduro ‘You’re Fired’
CARACAS - In a classic Trump move, the President ordered the Delta Force operators who captured Venezuelan dictator Nicolas Maduro to say "You're fire...
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