Hungover Pete Hegseth Terrified To Wake Up To Redcoats On White House Lawn - Article image
U.S. · Apr 28, 2026 · 54
Hungover Pete Hegseth Terrified To Wake Up To Redcoats On White House Lawn
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Secretary of War Pete Hegseth awoke Tuesday morning with a brutal hangover, only to be seized with terror by the sight of British R...
Two Bros Caught In Infinite Loop After Greeting, 'I'm Good, Man, How Are You?' - Article image
Life · Apr 28, 2026 · 33
Two Bros Caught In Infinite Loop After Greeting, 'I'm Good, Man, How Are You?'
CHINO, CA - A casual greeting between two local men quickly turned disastrous, ensnaring them in an infinite loop of saying, "I'm good, man, how are y...
Media Still Stumped As To Motive Of Gunman With Manifesto Titled ‘Why I'm Going To Kill Donald J. Trump’ - Article image
Media · Apr 28, 2026 · 27
Media Still Stumped As To Motive Of Gunman With Manifesto Titled ‘Why I'm Going To Kill Donald J. Trump’
U.S. - Members of the national media remained completely baffled as to the target or motive of a gunman carrying a detailed, 47-page manifesto entitle...
Trump, Omar Argue Over Whether It's 'Two Corinthians' Or 'Eleven Corinthians'
Trump, Omar Argue Over Whether It's 'Two Corinthians' Or 'Eleven Corinthians' - Featured article image
Politics · Apr 28, 2026 · 46
WASHINGTON, D.C. - A heated dispute broke out on Capitol Hill on Tuesday as President Donald Trump and Congresswoman Ilhan Omar clashed over whether t...
The Babylon Bee's Official Recap Of All 11 World Wars - Article image
History · Apr 28, 2026 · 30
The Babylon Bee's Official Recap Of All 11 World Wars
Millions of people have only just learned from Congresswoman Ilhan Omar that there have actually been 11 World Wars, not just two. Sadly, most America...