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Atheist Has Killer New Argument Sure To Destroy Christianity — UPDATE: It Was Answered Over A Thousand Years Ago - Article image
Religion · Mar 30, 2026 · 60
Atheist Has Killer New Argument Sure To Destroy Christianity — UPDATE: It Was Answered Over A Thousand Years Ago

CHICAGO, IL - Atheist Greg Hickman announced on Monday that he had devised a killer new argument that was sure to destroy Christianity.

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Family · Mar 30, 2026 · 48
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TOLEDO, OH - Local wife Aubrey Jackson reportedly left the house for 72 hours on a girls' weekend, cruelly abandoning her lonely, helpless husband.
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