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· May 5, 2026
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Sorry Excuse For Bluesky User Hasn't Even Tried To Assassinate Trump
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Reports today indicated that a lousy, no good excuse for a Bluesky user has not even made one single attempt to assassinate Presid...
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· May 5, 2026
· 39
Parents Excited To Learn What Grade They Got On Their Kid’s Science Project
SPRINGFIELD, IL - Local parents Mark and Jenna Wilkins spent the day eagerly waiting to find out what grade they received on their daughter Addison's ...
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· May 4, 2026
· 68
Elizabeth Warren Proudly Displays Scalp Of Spirit Airlines
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Senator Elizabeth Warren was seen riding into town Monday morning bearing the scalp of her defeated enemy, Spirit Airlines.
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· May 4, 2026
· 54
Jumping The Shark: 'The Chosen' Criticized For Planning To Kill Off Main Character Only To Resurrect Him Next Episode
U.S. - Fans of the hit faith-based series The Chosen were left reeling this week after showrunners were accused of "blatantly jumping the shark" by pl...
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· May 5, 2026
· 32
Democrats Clarify Everyone Is A Nazi Except The Guy With Nazi Tattoo
U.S. - Members of the Democratic Party from across the nation issued a statement clarifying that everyone is an evil Nazi except that one guy running ...
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· May 4, 2026
· 55
Newsom Says California Population Is Actually Growing If You Don't Count All The People Who Are Leaving
SACRAMENTO, CA - Governor Gavin Newsom proudly announced over the weekend that the population of California was on the rise, as long as you don't coun...
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· May 3, 2026
· 52
Emotional Passengers Board Final Spirit Airlines Flight For One Last All-Out Brawl
FORT LAUDERDALE, FL - In a touching tribute to one of America's most formative chapters in air travel, dozens of emotional passengers gathered at the ...
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First off, congratulations on raising a child already versed in progressive ideals! Your Christmas holiday is sure to be filled with joy, laughter, fe...
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· May 2, 2026
· 88
Homeless Declare Victory In Gavin Newsom’s Fight Against Homelessness
SAN FRANCISCO - The homeless of California have achieved a final and decisive victory in Governor Gavin Newsom's fight against homelessness.
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· May 1, 2026
· 122
Theologians Struggling To Explain How Loving God Could Allow Ohio
COLUMBUS, OH - The world's leading theologians admitted this week that they have been collectively struggling to find a good explanation for why a lov...
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