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· Nov 11, 2026
· 18
Baby Relieved He Made It Out Of The Womb Before Democrats Won Midterms
OVERLAND PARK, KS - A local baby was relieved to have narrowly avoided life-threatening danger last month by making it out of his mother's womb before...
World
· Nov 10, 2026
· 54
All Nations Agree To Replace Fighter Jets With Old WW2 Planes To Make Dogfights Way Cooler
WORLD - According to sources, the nations of the world have agreed to retire their existing military aircraft and return to WWII-era planes in an effo...
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Scripture
· Nov 9, 2026
· 68
11 More Foods Esau Would Have Traded His Birthright For
Jacob's brother, Esau, famously traded away his birthright for a bowl of stew. That's right, stew. Nothing special, right? But there were reportedly s...
U.S.
· Nov 9, 2026
· 53
Heartbroken Eric Swalwell Learns Chinese Intelligence Has Been Seeing Other People
LIVERMORE, CA - Following the news that Chinese agents had been engaging in widespread "honeypot" operations across the United States for years, forme...
Scripture
· Nov 9, 2026
· 36
Joseph’s Brothers Jealous Of His Vintage Charlotte Hornets Starter Jacket
CANAAN - Tensions heightened in one prominent local family this week, as witnesses reported that Joseph's brothers had grown increasingly jealous of h...
Politics
· Nov 10, 2026
· 52
Republicans Glad To Now Have Excuse For Not Getting Anything Done
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Contrary to popular belief, Republican lawmakers are reportedly glad that they lost the election because now they will have an excu...
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U.S.
· Nov 9, 2026
· 51
Texas Adds Stars To State Flag To Represent All Six Genders
AUSTIN, TX - The state of Texas announced an update to its famous "Lone Star" flag, adding five more stars in order to represent all six genders.
Politics
· Nov 9, 2026
· 61
Trump Reassures Republicans He’ll Turn Things Around In Third Term
WASHINGTON, D.C. - With Republicans still reeling from the midterm shellacking last week, President Donald Trump assured them he would turn things aro...
Finance
· Nov 7, 2026
· 83
Promises Kept: Democrats Deliver On Affordability By Making Stocks Way Cheaper
U.S. - Democrats proudly announced that they had already delivered on their campaign promise to improve affordability, having made stock prices far, f...
U.S.
· Nov 5, 2026
· 121
Do You Live In Texas? Here Are 12 Things You Should Do To Prepare For Democrats Taking Over
Listen up, Texans: most of you have never experienced living under Democratic rule, and there are some new realities you need to be ready for.
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· Nov 10, 2026
· 49
DC Releases Improved Cut Of 'Supergirl' Where They Just Removed The Whole Movie And Replaced It With 'The Princess Bride'
Here's an article we wrote up but held off on publishing since the news cycle had already moved on from 'Supergirl.' Here it is as a Bonus Article for...
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· Nov 9, 2026
· 90
Subscriber Polls: Why Did The Republicans Lose The Midterms In A Blue Tsunami?
Well it looks like last week's midterm election may result in a Senate with at least 54 Democrat senators and a House with at least 254 Democrat repre...
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· Nov 6, 2026
· 25
The Babylon Bee Weekly Roundup | November 6, 2026
It's been quite the week, but Friday has arrived at last! That means it's once again time for The Babylon Bee's Weekly Roundup - here are the biggest ...
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· Nov 5, 2026
· 61
Office Buzz: 'Why Is *** Offensive?'
For writers like the intrepid journalists at The Babylon Bee, it sometimes looks like we're goofing around when what we're really doing is brainstormi...
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