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· Feb 24, 2026
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Democrats Announce State Of The Union Response Will Be Delivered By Bad Bunny
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Democrat response to President Trump's State of the Union address will reportedly be delivered by Bad Bunny, sources confirmed ...
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· Feb 24, 2026
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Congress Confused By State Of Union From President Who Can Talk
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Congress stared in confusion this evening, puzzled by hearing a speech from a President who can say words and sentences.
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Trump Adds Take-A-Number Ticket Dispenser At Mar-A-Lago For Would-Be Assassins
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Report: Trump Just One More Assassination Attempt Away From A Free Third Term
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· Feb 23, 2026
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Cheer Up, Canada: Here Are 7 Things You're Still Better At Than America
After a tough stretch at the 2026 Winter Olympics, Canadians are understandably feeling a little down. But it's not all that bad, Canada. There are st...
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· Feb 23, 2026
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Gavin Newsom Wows Black Audience By Putting Some Hot Sauce In His Purple Drank
ATLANTA, GA - While speaking at the Rialto Center for the Arts as part of promotion for his new memoir, Young Man in a Hurry: A Memoir of Discovery, C...
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· Feb 24, 2026
· 73
Trump Hires Team USA Goalie To Guard Southern Border
WASHINGTON, D.C. - America's national security received a significant boost this week, as President Donald Trump announced that he had hired the goali...
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· Feb 22, 2026
· 77
Communists Once Again Suck At Hockey
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· Feb 22, 2026
· 69
Canada Now Officially An American Province
U.S. - After defeating Canada at the only thing it was supposedly good at, the entire territory of Canada has been officially declared an American pro...
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· Feb 23, 2026
· 60
U.S. Hockey Team Melts Down Gold Medals to Replace Missing Teeth
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· Feb 21, 2026
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Black Man In Utah Obviously Lost
UTAH - A black man was seen in Utah today, obviously lost.
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