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· Feb 24, 2026
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Trump Adds Take-A-Number Ticket Dispenser At Mar-A-Lago For Would-Be Assassins
PALM BEACH, FL - In an effort to create a more efficient process for everyone making an attempt on his life, President Donald Trump ordered his staff ...
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· Feb 24, 2026
· 63
Democrats Announce State Of The Union Response Will Be Delivered By Bad Bunny
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Democrat response to President Trump's State of the Union address will reportedly be delivered by Bad Bunny, sources confirmed ...
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· Feb 23, 2026
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Cheer Up, Canada: Here Are 7 Things You're Still Better At Than America
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· Feb 23, 2026
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Gavin Newsom Wows Black Audience By Putting Some Hot Sauce In His Purple Drank
ATLANTA, GA - While speaking at the Rialto Center for the Arts as part of promotion for his new memoir, Young Man in a Hurry: A Memoir of Discovery, C...
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· Feb 22, 2026
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· Feb 22, 2026
· 69
Canada Now Officially An American Province
U.S. - After defeating Canada at the only thing it was supposedly good at, the entire territory of Canada has been officially declared an American pro...
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· Feb 20, 2026
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American Women’s Bobsled Team Comes In Last After Stopping To Ask For Directions
CORTINA D'AMPEZZO - The gold medal hopes of one pair of U.S. athletes were dashed this week, as the American women's bobsled team came in last place a...
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· Dec 15, 2021
· 174
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· Feb 20, 2026
· 80
Tucker Uncovers Shocking Evidence That Israel Controlled By Jews
TEL AVIV - Shortly after landing at Ben Gurion Airport to conduct an interview with U.S. Ambassador Mike Huckabee, commentator Tucker Carlson reported...
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· Feb 20, 2026
· 85
Furious Trump Imposes 1000% Tariff On Supreme Court
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Following a ruling stripping him of his ability to impose emergency tariffs, a visibly furious President Donald Trump imposed a 1,0...
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· Feb 19, 2026
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New Video - The Buzz #038: This Country Is Going To The Dogs
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· Feb 13, 2026
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· Feb 12, 2026
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· Feb 9, 2026
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