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Newsom Allocates $900 Million For Black Bear Porta-Potties - Article image
Politics · Mar 20, 2026 · 44
Newsom Allocates $900 Million For Black Bear Porta-Potties

SACRAMENTO, CA - Governor Gavin Newsom announced the signing of an executive order that allocates over $900 million of additional funding to the Calif...

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