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· Sep 23, 2026
· 14
Iranian President Addresses UN While Holding A Thermal Detonator
NEW YORK, NY - Fear spread rapidly at today's session of the General Assembly as, in a tense moment, the Iranian president addressed the United Nation...
U.S.
· Sep 22, 2026
· 54
Man Comforted By Knowledge That A.I. Will Destroy Humanity Before AOC Can Become President
PITTSBURGH, PA - Local man Jeremiah Crisp took solace in the assurance that artificial intelligence would destroy all humanity in a fiery apocalypse b...
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· Sep 21, 2026
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CNN Sues Trump For Violating Its First Amendment Right To Fabricate News
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In the latest wave of legal turmoil enveloping the nation's capital, cable network CNN sued the Trump administration for allegedly ...
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· Sep 21, 2026
· 84
Noah's Wife Again Catches Him Trying To Huck The Cats Overboard
EARTH - Noah's wife came up topside on the ark this morning to dry out laundry, only to catch Noah once again trying to huck the cats overboard.
U.S.
· Sep 21, 2026
· 43
Data Center Disguises Itself As Abortion Clinic To Win Support From Liberals
ASHBURN, VA - A local data center situated just outside of town, in what is commonly called "Data Center Alley," reportedly disguised itself as an abo...
World
· Sep 22, 2026
· 57
Anton Chigurh Lands New Job Performing Assisted Suicides In Canada
OTTAWA - Famed hitman and coin-flipping enthusiast Anton Chigurh announced this week that he had been hired by the Canadian government to help out wit...
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Family
· Sep 21, 2026
· 72
Man's Prayer Life Revitalized As His Teenage Kids Start Driving
PEORIA, IL - Local man Chandler Cooke reportedly saw his prayer life totally reinvigorated as his teenage kids started driving.
Life
· Sep 17, 2026
· 105
12 Common Trap Questions From Your Wife And How To Respond To Each
Men, if you've been married for any length of time, then you've no doubt fallen prey to a trap question. Women love asking questions they don't want a...
Celebs
· Sep 19, 2026
· 181
Concerned Citizens Launch GoFundMe To Help Sydney Sweeney Buy Some Clothes
U.S. - Concerned Americans have started a GoFundMe to purchase some clothing for the obviously destitute Sydney Sweeney.
Crime
· Sep 18, 2026
· 100
New Underground Railroad Established To Help Lone Black Juror Escape From Angry White Liberals In The North
PLYMOUTH, MA - Reports indicated that a modern "Underground Railroad" had been established to help the lone black juror from the Lindsay Clancy case e...
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· Sep 22, 2026
· 43
Bonus List: 10 Exciting Games Coming To Trump's New Arcade Site
The White House has officially launched its own video game site, where users can play several classic games like Tetris and Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!. ...
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· Sep 11, 2026
· 111
25 Years Later...
Today is an emotional day for a lot of us. It marks the anniversary of the day the largest terrorist attack on American soil was carried out, taking t...
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· Sep 7, 2026
· 92
Happy Labor Day 2026!
Did you know that Labor Day became a federal holiday on June 28, 1894, after being signed into law by President Grover Cleveland? Well, now you do.
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· Aug 31, 2026
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