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Entertainment
· Sep 29, 2026
The Year Is 2064 And Dude Perfect Has Just Released ‘Nursing Home Wheelchair Trick Shots Volume 9’
THE FUTURE - The year is 2064, and the guys from Dude Perfect are still going strong, having just released their latest video featuring the most insan...
Sports
· Sep 28, 2026
· 60
Angels Change 'Big A' To 'Big L' To Celebrate 100-Loss Season
ANAHEIM, CA - To commemorate the team's record-setting 100-loss season, the Los Angeles Angels changed the "Big A" outside their stadium to a "Big L."
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· Sep 28, 2026
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CNN: British Farmer Racially Profiles Group Of Muslim Men Out For Sunday Drive
GLOUCESTERSHIRE - CNN reported an ugly example of racial profiling coming out of the UK last weekend, as a British farmer called the police on a group...
Politics
· Sep 28, 2026
· 45
Trump Announces Plan To Gift Iran A Giant Wooden Horse
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Iran War will soon be over, said President Donald Trump, as he announced a plan to gift Iran with a giant wooden horse.
Life
· Sep 28, 2026
· 74
Man Appalled By Provocative Clothes Being Worn By Woman He's Staring At
TUCSON, AZ - Local man Steve Kenner was outraged at his yoga class this week, condemning the "provocative" clothing worn by the woman he was staring a...
Business
· Sep 28, 2026
· 51
Mattel Confirms Hanukkah Barbie Comes Complete With Space Laser
U.S. - Toy giant Mattel unveiled its first-ever "Hanukkah Barbie" this week, confirming today that each doll will come complete with its own Jewish Sp...
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· Sep 24, 2026
· 133
Top 10 Reasons To Move To Washington State
While the Evergreen State is most famous as the setting for the hit NBC sitcom Frasier, actual people live there, too. Could you be the next one to ca...
Church
· Sep 25, 2026
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Man Once Again Loses Train Of Thought During Prayer And Starts Thinking About How He’d Defend The Church From Muslim Terrorists
AMARILLO, TX - During the opening prayer of a Wednesday evening church service, local man Adrien Herald once again lost his train of thought as he beg...
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· Sep 24, 2026
· 130
'The Babylon Bee' Hires Stanford University To Take New Staff Photo
U.S. - The Babylon Bee is excited to publicly release our first official staff photo in five years, with a huge thanks to the expert visual media team...
Christian Living
· Sep 25, 2026
· 41
Dad (Man Cold) Listed As Questionable For Sunday
FRANKLIN, TN - Local husband and father Greg Hartley, who came down with a case of the sniffles earlier this week, was officially listed as "questiona...
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· Sep 28, 2026
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Stardate 43742.5: How Was Church?
It's Stardate 43742.5 and it is also a Monday, which means it's time to ask the question: How was church yesterday?
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· Sep 27, 2026
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The Babylon Bee Weekly Roundup
Welcome to the Bee's Weekly Roundup! We're here to catch you up on the biggest stories of the past week -- and to save our dear readers from the dread...
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· Sep 24, 2026
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Rejected Headlines From The Funny Farm
Every Babylon Bee headline is grown 100% organic and non-GMO on our 100-acre satire farm with no pesticides, from our seed to your table. But, even wi...
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· Sep 22, 2026
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Bonus List: 10 Exciting Games Coming To Trump's New Arcade Site
The White House has officially launched its own video game site, where users can play several classic games like Tetris and Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!. ...
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