Smart Man Saves Time By Getting Angry Now Instead Of Waiting Until All The Facts Are Known - Article image
Life · May 18, 2026 · 18
Smart Man Saves Time By Getting Angry Now Instead Of Waiting Until All The Facts Are Known
ALTOONA, PA - Local man Ted Woods got tired of all the time spent getting angry online. "There's always something new to get angry at each day," Woods...
Uncultured Philistine Declines To Have Ice Cream Served In Waffle Cone - Article image
Lifestyle · May 16, 2026 · 44
Uncultured Philistine Declines To Have Ice Cream Served In Waffle Cone
TUCSON, AZ - Local man Dale Swanson declined to have his double scoops of mint chocolate chip and strawberry ice cream served in a delicious waffle co...
Associated Press Warns That Trebuchets Are Exempt From U.S. Gun Laws - Article image
Media · May 16, 2026 · 83
Associated Press Warns That Trebuchets Are Exempt From U.S. Gun Laws
U.S. - The Associated Press has warned that despite their deadly nature, medieval trebuchets are mostly exempt from firearm regulations in the United ...
Data Center Built In Theodore Roosevelt's Mustache
Data Center Built In Theodore Roosevelt's Mustache - Featured article image
U.S. · May 18, 2026 · 30
KEYSTONE, SD - In a historic victory for American infrastructure, the Department of the Interior announced the successful installation of a 50,000-squ...
Nation Just Realized Chelsea Handler Has Been Trying To Be Funny This Whole Time - Article image
Entertainment · May 15, 2026 · 77
Nation Just Realized Chelsea Handler Has Been Trying To Be Funny This Whole Time
U.S. - According to overnight reports, a dumbfounded nation at last realized that Chelsea Handler has actually been trying to be funny this whole time...