Nervous Speaker At Pride Event Relaxes By Imagining The Crowd Fully Clothed - Article image
U.S. · Jun 29, 2026 · 26
Nervous Speaker At Pride Event Relaxes By Imagining The Crowd Fully Clothed
NEW YORK, NY - The speaker giving the keynote address at the New York City Pride Festival admitted that he pictured everyone in the audience fully clo...
James Bond Granted License To Kill Anyone With An Air Conditioner - Article image
World · Jun 29, 2026 · 13
James Bond Granted License To Kill Anyone With An Air Conditioner
LONDON - In an effort to modernize MI6 for the eco-conscious era, the British government announced that the organization had officially granted James ...
7 Tips For Europeans To Stay Cool Without Air Conditioning - Article image
World · Jun 29, 2026 · 26
7 Tips For Europeans To Stay Cool Without Air Conditioning
Europeans typically do without air conditioning, presumably because they are perpetually stuck in the Dark Ages and far more interested in burning wit...
Woman Rules It's Okay To Be Late
Woman Rules It's Okay To Be Late - Featured article image
U.S. · Jun 29, 2026 · 40
WASHINGTON, D.C. - A woman judge has ruled that being late is "totally fine."
National Weather Service Announces Everyone Is Going To Die Tonight Or Absolutely Nothing Is Going To Happen, One Of The Two - Article image
Science · Jun 29, 2026 · 21
National Weather Service Announces Everyone Is Going To Die Tonight Or Absolutely Nothing Is Going To Happen, One Of The Two
SILVER SPRING, MD - The National Weather Service issued a weather alert on Monday announcing that tonight, everyone is going to die, or absolutely not...