Sad: Iran's ‘Assembly Of Experts’ Forgets To Include Expert On Not Getting Blown Up - Article image
World · Mar 4, 2026 · 36
Sad: Iran's ‘Assembly Of Experts’ Forgets To Include Expert On Not Getting Blown Up
TEHRAN - In a tragic oversight, Iran's "Assembly of Experts" forgot to include an expert in not dying in a massive fireball.
Pentecostal Wins At Scrabble Again By Spelling All Words In Tongues - Article image
Christian Living · Mar 3, 2026 · 51
Pentecostal Wins At Scrabble Again By Spelling All Words In Tongues
FALLON, NV - Local Pentecostal Christian Glenn Fuller reportedly beat all his friends at Scrabble yet again thanks to his miraculous ability to spell ...
Conservatives Express Concern Over Foreign Wars And OOHHH DANG OUR SUBMARINE JUST BLEW UP A BOAT HECK YEAH WE ARE SO BACK - Article image
World · Mar 4, 2026 · 40
Conservatives Express Concern Over Foreign Wars And OOHHH DANG OUR SUBMARINE JUST BLEW UP A BOAT HECK YEAH WE ARE SO BACK
U.S. - Conservatives across the country have expressed concern over the United States becoming entangled in another foreign war -- OHHH DANG OUR SUBMA...
To Save Time, Iran Appoints Supreme Leader Who Is Already Dead
To Save Time, Iran Appoints Supreme Leader Who Is Already Dead - Featured article image
Politics · Mar 4, 2026
TEHRAN - Following the death of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and a significant portion of the nation's leadership, the Assembly of Experts, charged with cho...
'Soon...,' Whispers Dad To Dormant Lawnmower In Garage - Article image
Life · Mar 2, 2026 · 56
'Soon...,' Whispers Dad To Dormant Lawnmower In Garage
LEE'S SUMMIT, MO - The dreams of spring were in the air during last weekend, as one local suburban dad gently consoled himself next to his dormant law...