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Netflix Announces New Animated Film 'Bro-Country Demon Hunters'
U.S. - Hoping to piggyback off of their smash hit "K-Pop Demon Hunters," Netflix has announced a new animated film coming in fall 2026 titled "Bro-Cou...
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· Jul 17, 2026
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CNN Poll Shows 125% Of Americans Don’t Believe Trump’s Claim Of Election Fraud
ATLANTA, GA - President Donald Trump's national address on election integrity may have fallen on deaf ears, according to a new CNN poll that shows 125...
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· Jul 16, 2026
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‪Hegseth Orders Any Military Personnel With Low Testosterone Be Transferred To The Navy‬
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· Jul 17, 2026
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Man Who Ate At Taco Bell Getting More Baja Blast Than He Bargained For
DOWNEY, CA - According to witnesses, a man eating at Taco Bell received quite a bit more Baja Blast than he had been counting on.
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· Jul 17, 2026
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Texas Approves Death Penalty For Anyone Who Starts An Email With 'Happy Monday, Team!'
AUSTIN, TX - Governor Greg Abbott signed into law this morning a new measure that would impose the death penalty on anyone who begins an email with "H...
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· Jul 15, 2026
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Explosive Diarrhea Epidemic Traced To Gain-Of-Function Lab At Taco Bell Institute
IRVINE, CA - Though initial reports indicated that the recent cyclosporiasis outbreak had happened naturally through people consuming produce contamin...
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· Jul 16, 2026
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National Park Service Reminds Americans Not To Approach Bison, But If You Do, Make Sure Someone Captures A Hilarious Video Of It
U.S. - The U.S. National Park Service issued a reminder to avoid approaching the bison inside national parks, but if you do, to please be sure that so...
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· May 19, 2026
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Study Reveals 90% Of Data Centers Just Storing Your Wife’s Pictures Of The Kids
OVERLAND PARK, KS - The need for the construction of massive data storage centers has been in the news again recently, with the results of a new study...
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· Jul 16, 2026
· 72
Cockroach Maintains Composure Despite Making Contact With Journalist
SHERMAN OAKS, CA - A local cockroach somehow maintained his composure on camera despite unexpectedly making contact with a journalist.
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