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Politics · Feb 25, 2026 · 64
Democrats Refuse To Stand As Trump Introduces Jesus

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a night where lawmakers raised eyebrows by remaining glued to their seats throughout the president's State of the Union address,...

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Critics rightfully question the depth of modern cinema, yet among the shallows we find a full-throated answer to their query in the towering form of D...
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