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· Jan 23, 2026
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Aging George Soros Hoping To Ruin Just One More Country Before The End
KATONAH, NY - As the geopolitical landscape continued to prepare for a changing of the guard, aging billionaire powerbroker George Soros expressed hop...
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· Jan 23, 2026
· 38
First Astronauts On Mars Greeted By Mormon Missionaries
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· Jan 22, 2026
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Exhausted White Liberal Women Clock In For Another Long Day Protecting Migrant Sex Offenders
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· Jan 22, 2026
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Ms. Rachel Apologizes For Accidentally Spray-Painting 'Go Away Jews' On A Synagogue
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· Jan 21, 2026
· 62
College Team Credits Football Championship To Discipline, Teamwork, $370 Million
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· Jan 20, 2026
· 75
Trump Disguises Himself As Muslim Migrant So Europe Will Let Him Invade Greenland
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· Jan 21, 2026
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Minnesota Arrests Churchgoers For Interrupting Protest
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· Jan 20, 2026
· 70
11 Ways To Ward Off Rioters From Your Church
Following the incident over the weekend when Don Lemon joined leftist protesters to invade a Minnesota church service, churches around the country are...
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· Jan 21, 2026
· 90
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· Jan 23, 2026
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· Jan 23, 2026
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· Jan 21, 2026
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· Jan 15, 2026
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