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'Soon...,' Whispers Dad To Dormant Lawnmower In Garage - Article image
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'Soon...,' Whispers Dad To Dormant Lawnmower In Garage

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DOVER, DE - In the wake of the highly successful decapitation of Iran's tyrannical dictatorship, former American president Joe Biden asked why Trump...

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WASHINGTON, D.C. - With military operations ongoing against the Ayatollah's Islamic regime, former President Barack Obama expressed confusion at seein...

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WASHINGTON, D.C. - With military operations ongoing against the Ayatollah's Islamic regime, former President Barack Obama expressed confusion at seein...
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