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· Jun 9, 2026
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Trump Narrowly Escapes Being Bitten By Rabid Kristen Welker
EAU CLAIRE, WI - In a frightening encounter during his trip to Wisconsin, President Donald Trump narrowly avoided being bitten by a rabid Kristen Welk...
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· Jun 9, 2026
· 67
Bad Sign? Big Mac Now Listed As ‘Market Price’
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· Jun 8, 2026
· 88
L.A. Vote Update: Spencer Pratt Now At Negative One Billion Votes
LOS ANGELES, CA - After the latest ballot drop, Los Angeles officials released an updated vote tally showing candidate Spencer Pratt was now sitting a...
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· Jun 8, 2026
· 90
Playskool Introduces ‘My First Hobo Camp’ For California Children
U.S. - Toy manufacturer Playskool unveiled its latest educational playset this week called "My First Hobo Camp", with the toy designed to help Califor...
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· Jun 8, 2026
· 64
Teen Boy Worried Hair Does Not Look Enough Like Head Of Broccoli
HOUSTON, TX - Taking stock of himself in the mirror this morning, local teenager Adrian Larson became deeply concerned that his hair does not look eno...
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· Jun 9, 2026
· 47
Karmelo Kicking Himself For Not Converting To Islam And Stabbing Someone In The UK Instead
MCKINNEY, TX - Nineteen-year-old convicted murderer Karmelo Anthony, in his first public comments since being found guilty of first-degree murder, exp...
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· Jun 5, 2026
· 89
Liberals Give Us Their 10 Most Convincing Arguments For Abortion
Among Americans, there remains an ever-growing divide between those who are pro-life and those who are pro-killing-their-baby. In an attempt to bridge...
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· Jun 5, 2026
· 81
After Mail-In Ballots Tallied, Joe Biden Wins L.A. Mayor Race With 81 Million Votes
LOS ANGELES, CA - After multiple days of late-night mail-in ballot drops finally being tallied, it was discovered that Joe Biden had won the Los Angel...
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· May 19, 2026
· 51
Study Reveals 90% Of Data Centers Just Storing Your Wife’s Pictures Of The Kids
OVERLAND PARK, KS - The need for the construction of massive data storage centers has been in the news again recently, with the results of a new study...
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· Jun 5, 2026
· 81
Should You Believe All Women? A Handy Flowchart
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· May 25, 2026
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· May 19, 2026
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As you may have heard, Thomas Massie has officially been defeated in Kentucky's GOP primary, heralding the end of his Congressional tenure. Massie has...
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Last week, we put out the challenge to our intrepid subscribers to caption this glorious photo of Trump with a bee. After sifting through the stack of...
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