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· Mar 12, 2026
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Morbidly Obese Pete Hegseth Denies Any Knowledge Of What Happened To Leftover Lobster For The Troops
WASHINGTON, D.C. - An uncharacteristically rotund Pete Hegseth held a press conference to deny having any knowledge of what happened to all the leftov...
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· Mar 12, 2026
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Jew Converts To Christianity After Internet Commenter Says, 'Christ Is King, You Filthy Money-Grubbing Jew'
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· Mar 11, 2026
· 71
Iran Cancels Plan To Attack California After Seeing Gavin Newsom Already Destroyed It
TEHRAN - Rumors of the Ayatollah regime's nefarious plot to launch an assault on the west coast of the United States hit a snag on Wednesday, as Iran ...
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· Mar 11, 2026
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· Mar 11, 2026
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Local Girl Warns Friends About Creep With BBQ Stain On White T-Shirt Ogling Her By Railroad Tracks
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· Mar 11, 2026
· 81
Tragedy: New Ayatollah Dead After Being Accidentally Left Out In Rain
TEHRAN - The newly-minted Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei tragically died this morning after being accidentally left out in the rain.
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· Mar 10, 2026
· 73
Iran Warns U.S. It Has Huge Stockpile Of Supreme Leaders
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· Mar 10, 2026
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· Mar 10, 2026
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CNN Reports On Japanese Teenagers Who Came To Hawaii For What Could've Been Beautiful Day At Beach
U.S. - CNN reported this morning that several Japanese teenagers traveled to Hawaii for what could have been a lovely day at the beach.
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