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Politics
· Oct 27, 2026
· 44
Ilhan Omar Calls Obama To See If He Still Has The Number For That Birth Certificate Guy
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Congresswoman Ilhan Omar reportedly held a lengthy phone call with former President Barack Obama on Tuesday, during which she inqui...
Family
· Oct 27, 2026
· 37
PSA: Reese's Pumpkins Have Been Discovered To Contain Dangerous Poison So Please Give Them All To Dad For Safekeeping
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World
· Oct 26, 2026
· 95
After Late-Night Ballot Drop, Joe Biden Wins Brazilian Presidency With 81 Million Votes
BRASILIA - After a late-night ballot dump and several emergency court rulings, Joe Biden was declared the surprise winner of Brazil's presidential ele...
The Babylon Bee
· Oct 27, 2026
· 63
James Talarico Is The Babylon Bee’s Straight Man Of The Year
Texas Senatorial candidate James Talarico has been named The Babylon Bee's Straight Man of the Year.
World
· Oct 26, 2026
· 52
Riots Fizzle Out As French Refuse To Protest More Than 32 Hours Per Week
PARIS - Fiery riots across the country ended suddenly on Saturday when participants refused to protest more than 32 hours in a given week.
Sports
· Oct 26, 2026
· 50
Cowboys Fans Concerned Another Loss Could Make It Difficult For Team To Choke In Playoffs
ARLINGTON, TX - Cowboys fans expressed growing concern this week that another regular-season loss could jeopardize the team's opportunity to suffer a ...
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Culture
· Oct 24, 2026
· 99
LGBTQ+ To Add 'S' For Sibling
NEW YORK, NY - LGBTQ+ has just gotten a little more inclusive with the addition of an "S" for "Sibling."
Life
· Oct 26, 2026
· 57
Single Raindrop Falls From Sky, Causing Every Californian To Scream And Drive Their Car Off Cliff
LOS ANGELES, CA - A single raindrop fell from the sky Monday morning, triggering widespread panic and causing millions of Californians to immediately ...
Life
· Oct 22, 2026
· 69
Not Sure If You Married Your Brother? 9 Signs To Look For
With Representative Ilhan Omar seemingly unsure about whether she accidentally married her brother, millions of women have been left asking themselves...
Sports
· Oct 23, 2026
· 69
NFL To Paint 'Allahu Akbar' In Endzone For Game In Paris
PARIS - To accommodate modern French sensibilities, the NFL has announced that their first ever game to take place in Paris will include special endzo...
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· Oct 27, 2026
· 54
Celebrating The 4th Anniversary Of Twitter Liberation Day
Happy (Twitter) Independence Day, friends!
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· Oct 26, 2026
· 43
Are These Fit For The Funny Pages? Rejected Headlines | October 26, 2026
The Babylon Bee is dedicated to bringing you only the best headlines money can buy. Our writers constantly bring us their ideas and while some of them...
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· Oct 23, 2026
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The Babylon Bee Weekly Roundup | October 23, 2026
Welcome to the Bee's Weekly Roundup! We're here to catch you up on the biggest stories of the past week - and to save our dear readers from the dreadf...
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· Oct 22, 2026
· 96
Open Discussion Thread: Gerwig's Narnia
A few days have passed since the psychedelic, rock-riff blasting trailer of Greta Gerwig's $250 million retelling of Narnia: The Magician's Nephew dro...
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