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· Sep 11, 2026
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NEW YORK, NY - In a somber ceremony Friday morning, Mayor Zohram Mamdani laid a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Hijacker in remembrance of the 25th ...
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· Sep 11, 2026
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10 Most Terrifying Things Inside One Of Those Dangerous Right-Wing Pregnancy Centers
You've all heard about them on the news. Pregnancy centers that reportedly contain and engage in only the most horrific and terrifying things. The thi...
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· Sep 11, 2026
· 68
Nation Forgot
NEW YORK, NY - Twenty-five years after Americans from all walks of life had pledged to "Never Forget" the horrific terrorist attacks of September 11, ...
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· Sep 12, 2026
· 72
Experts Believe Lindsay Clancy Case May Set Feminist Movement Back Decades, But There May Be Some Negative Effects As Well
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· Sep 11, 2026
· 76
White Women Argue Black Men Should Only Have Three-Fifths Of A Jury Vote
U.S. - As the aftermath of the Lindsay Clancy mistrial continued to reverberate across the country, one member of the jury confirmed that white women ...
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· Sep 10, 2026
· 72
Trump Pledges That If Voters Defeat Socialism In November, They Will Each Get An Equal Redistribution Of Wealth From The Government
DALLAS, TX - In his keynote speech at the 2026 RNC Midterm Convention, President Donald Trump pledged that if voters defeat socialism in November, the...
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· Sep 9, 2026
· 97
The Babylon Bee Interviews The Lindsay Clancy Jury
With millions of Americans struggling to understand how the Lindsay Clancy jury came within a hair's breadth of finding the self-confessed murderer "n...
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· Sep 11, 2026
· 58
Man Paying $5 A Gallon For Gas Sure Glad He Stuck It To Elon Musk By Getting Rid Of His Tesla
REDMOND, WA - According to sources, a local man who paid over $5 a gallon for gas was sure glad he stuck it to Elon Musk by getting rid of his Tesla.
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