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Health
· Sep 18, 2026
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'Obesity Is A Disease,' Says Fatty
CHATTANOOGA, TN - Local fatty Mark Thompson spent all of lunch today explaining to family members how obesity is actually a disease.
Life
· Sep 18, 2026
· 48
Husband In Critical Condition After Attempting Two Minutes Of Beginner's Yoga
AUSTIN, TX - Local husband Matt Gaines was rushed to the Intensive Care Unit Tuesday evening after attempting a two-minute beginner's yoga video on Yo...
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Economy
· Sep 17, 2026
· 65
Caveman Issues Dire Warning That The Wheel Is Going To Eliminate Countless Jobs
GÖBEKLITEPE - The invention of the wheel may lead to massive job loss, according to a caveman who sounded the alarm to warn the rest of caveman societ...
Celebs
· Sep 16, 2026
· 96
Macklemore Performs Concert In Gaza And Oh No! They've Thrown Him Off A Roof
GAZA - In a bold act of solidarity, Grammy-winning rapper Macklemore staged a surprise rooftop concert in Gaza on Wednesday, performing his gay anthem...
Celebs
· Sep 15, 2026
· 48
Sydney Sweeney Tries To Gain Support Of Liberal Women By Murdering Multiple Children
LOS ANGELES, CA - Scandal struck Hollywood this week, as actress and businesswoman Sydney Sweeney attempted to gain support among liberal women by mur...
Celebs
· Sep 17, 2026
· 78
Travis Kelce Victimized By Criminal Ring That Forces People To Dress Like Idiots
KANSAS CITY, MO - One of football's biggest stars was revealed to have fallen prey to scammers, as Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce was victimized by a c...
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· Sep 16, 2026
· 55
9 Great Ways To Teach Kids About The Gospel
Everyone needs to hear the Gospel, even kids. But it's sometimes hard to get them to pay attention when you're trying to talk Bible.
Travel
· Sep 16, 2026
· 86
Hawaiian Newlyweds Head Off To Luxurious Honeymoon In Iowa
DES MOINES, IA - Expressing a desire to escape the monotonous, hum-drum tropical paradise of Oahu, local newlyweds Kai and Leilani Kalani landed at De...
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· Sep 15, 2026
· 83
10 Ways To Entertain Your Toddler
Raising a toddler can be a challenge, but entertaining your toddler can be even more difficult. It's not uncommon for parents to run out of ideas for ...
Culture
· Sep 16, 2026
· 51
Man Knows He's Finally Made It After Getting 2nd Fridge Just For Drinks In The Garage
RANCHO CUCAMONGA, CA - Local man Jim Crest leaned his back against the wall and marveled at the second fridge in his garage, realizing for the first t...
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· Sep 11, 2026
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· Sep 7, 2026
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· Aug 27, 2026
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