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· May 27, 2026
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Canadian Grandma Excited To Hear Her Family Is Paying To Hire A MAID
CALGARY - One elderly woman was convinced that her life was soon going to change forever, as the Canadian grandmother expressed excitement after heari...
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· May 27, 2026
· 40
Oh No: Band Going to Play Something From New Album
RED ROCKS, CO - Local concertgoers experienced a wave of dread Friday night when indie-rock front man Julian Vance announced the band was going to "pl...
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· May 26, 2026
· 71
Everyone In Chicago Shot Over The Weekend
CHICAGO, IL - The Chicago Police Department confirmed on Tuesday morning that every single resident of the city had been shot over the long holiday we...
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· May 26, 2026
· 53
Physicians At Walter Reed Confirm Trump's Midi-Chlorian Count Is Off The Charts
BETHESDA, MD - Results from President Donald Trump's 6-month physical at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center appeared to show that his midi-c...
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· May 24, 2026
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The Babylon Bee Has Obtained A Leaked Copy Of The Iran-U.S. Peace Deal
News broke this morning that the United States and Iran have agreed to the framework of a peace deal, and our investigative team here at The Babylon B...
Education
· May 26, 2026
· 49
Parents Help Graduate Sound Out The Words On Diploma
TUCSON, AZ - Parents of high school graduate David Simpson helped their son sound out the words on his diploma after the teen expressed frustration at...
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· May 25, 2026
· 37
Review: 'The Mandalorian And Grogu' Is A Fun Enough Flick — But It Utterly Fails To Mention Anything About Freeing Palestine
The first Star Wars feature film in seven years should have been a grand event. But from the moment the opening text rolled, it was clear something wa...
Scripture
· May 25, 2026
· 46
Boaz Carefully Arranges Stalks Of Grain On Ground To Spell Out ‘Hey Gurl’
BETHLEHEM - As Ruth was about to come pick up extra crops left for her in the fields, workers reportedly spotted Boaz carefully arranging stalks of gr...
Family
· May 19, 2026
· 51
Study Reveals 90% Of Data Centers Just Storing Your Wife’s Pictures Of The Kids
OVERLAND PARK, KS - The need for the construction of massive data storage centers has been in the news again recently, with the results of a new study...
Church
· May 24, 2026
· 60
Total Chaos As White Church Choir Tries To Sing African Spiritual
FRISCO, TX - Chaos descended on Christ Methodist of Frisco as the all-white choir attempted to sing an African spiritual.
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· May 25, 2026
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· May 19, 2026
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Farewell, Thomas Massie! Here Are 7 Of The Bee's Most Memorable Articles About Tom
As you may have heard, Thomas Massie has officially been defeated in Kentucky's GOP primary, heralding the end of his Congressional tenure. Massie has...
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Rejected Babylon Bee Photoshop #3492
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· May 5, 2026
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Photo Caption Challenge Winner: Trump And The Bees Edition
Last week, we put out the challenge to our intrepid subscribers to caption this glorious photo of Trump with a bee. After sifting through the stack of...
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