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Missionary on Hour Twelve of Trying to Get ChatGPT Saved - Article image
Theology · Feb 5, 2026
Missionary on Hour Twelve of Trying to Get ChatGPT Saved

KISSIMMEE, FL - Sources close to missionary Keith Johnson reported that he had entered his twelfth hour of doing the Lord's work and trying to convert...

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On a lovely jaunt to the playground this morning, I encountered a most breathtaking and addictive creation known simply as a "slide".

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Politics · Feb 5, 2026 · 17

WASHINGTON, D.C. - As lawmakers and other notable figures gathered once again for the annual solemn occasion to petition the Almighty God on behalf of...

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Entertainment · Feb 4, 2026 · 37
Minecraft Introduces Peaceful Protesters And OH NO THEY'VE BURNED DOWN THE VILLAGE

REDMOND, WA - Peaceful social justice leaders have come to the world of Minecraft to educate gamers about peaceful resistance as a means to fight for ...

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Stolen land is all the rage in the news lately. These days, everyone gets a free pass to do as many fun crimes as they want on land swiped from indige...
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