Experts Issue Dire Warning That A.I. Has Now Learned How To Use The Semicolon - Article image
Tech · Jun 19, 2026 · 1
Experts Issue Dire Warning That A.I. Has Now Learned How To Use The Semicolon
U.S. - A.I. has reportedly learned to use the semicolon; now experts are sounding the alarm.
British Tourists Pleasantly Surprised By Quality Of American Food, Lack Of Rape Gangs - Article image
Culture · Jun 19, 2026 · 25
British Tourists Pleasantly Surprised By Quality Of American Food, Lack Of Rape Gangs
U.S. - British tourists visiting the United States have reportedly been surprised by the quality of American food, and also the fact there are no viol...
So-Called 'World’s Greatest Dad' Not Even In Top Five - Article image
Family · Jun 19, 2026 · 29
So-Called 'World’s Greatest Dad' Not Even In Top Five
CLAREMONT, NH - Local man Roger Taft, despite owning several mugs declaring him to be the world's greatest dad, has reportedly not even cracked the to...
'Now Witness The Firepower Of This Fully Armed And Operational Battle Station,' Cackles Obama
'Now Witness The Firepower Of This Fully Armed And Operational Battle Station,' Cackles Obama - Featured article image
U.S. · Jun 19, 2026 · 40
CHICAGO, IL - Seated upon his spinning throne chair, a cackling former President Barack Obama invited guests to witness the firepower of his now fully...
10 Questions On California's Test To Determine If You're Gay Enough - Article image
Business · Jun 18, 2026 · 67
10 Questions On California's Test To Determine If You're Gay Enough
California has introduced an official LGBT Business Enterprise certificate, which comes with all sorts of cool tax breaks if you're a certified gay. S...