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· Sep 9, 2026
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9 Rejected 'VeggieTales' Episodes
There have been over 150 episodes of the beloved children's cartoon VeggieTales across all its iterations, but not every idea the writers had made it ...
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· Sep 9, 2026
Friend Who Completely Forgot About Fantasy Draft Projected To Win Handily
GRAIN VALLEY, MO - The 2026 NFL season is kicking off this week, and as millions of fans set their rosters and starting lineups for the first week, on...
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· Sep 7, 2026
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Nation’s Murderers Excited To Learn Killing Legal If You Say You Were Sad
U.S. - Millions of murderers across the country expressed overwhelming optimism today following reports that killing someone is effectively legal, pro...
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· Sep 6, 2026
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Breakthrough As Scientists At University Of Michigan Develop Ability To Travel Back In Time One Second
ANN ARBOR - In one of the most remarkable technological breakthroughs of the past millennium, scientists at the University of Michigan have successful...
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· Sep 8, 2026
· 71
Senate Approves Mitch McConnell Working Remotely From Grave
WASHINGTON, D.C. - As the U.S. Congress prepared to return to work next week, one major lingering question was answered as the Senate approved a reque...
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· Sep 7, 2026
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Women Honor Gloria Steinem By Leaving Kids At Daycare And Working 9 Hours At Jobs They Hate
U.S. - Women across America honored the passing of feminist icon Gloria Steinem by dropping their kids off at daycare and heading to work for 9 hours ...
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· Sep 5, 2026
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Breaking: Justice Still In The Hands Of God
U.S. - As news broke that the murder trial of Lindsay Clancy would end in a mistrial, Heaven released a statement reminding everyone that justice is s...
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· Sep 5, 2026
· 90
Nation Votes To Remove Massachusetts
WASHINGTON, D.C. - American voters overwhelmingly passed a federal ballot initiative yesterday ordering the removal of Massachusetts from the United S...
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· Sep 5, 2026
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College Football Star Horrified He Might Be Drafted And Have To Take Huge Pay Cut
TUSCALOOSA, AL - After putting on a superb performance in the season opener, young college football star Davis Mack began worrying that he could wind ...
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· Sep 4, 2026
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State Of Massachusetts Declared Incompetent By Reason Of Insanity
U.S. - The State of Massachusetts has officially been ruled incompetent by reason of insanity.
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