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With Maduro In Custody, Here Are 7 Other People Trump Should Arrest Immediately - Article image
Politics · Jan 8, 2026 · 96
With Maduro In Custody, Here Are 7 Other People Trump Should Arrest Immediately

President Donald Trump ordered the arrest of Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro, toppling a brutal totalitarian regime. But he's only getting starte...

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MINNEAPOLIS - A notably somber Governor Tim Walz announced that tragically, all of the state's daycare records were destroyed by fire during last nigh...
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RED ALERT! Everything you once believed is a lie. Your toddler is now capable of reaching your counters, and nothing in your home is safe anymore.

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