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Nigerian Prince Scammed By Somali Immigrant - Article image
Crime · Dec 6, 2025 · 46
Nigerian Prince Scammed By Somali Immigrant

LAGOS, NIGERIA - In yet another case of fraud perpetrated by Somalis, a Nigerian prince fell prey to an online scam perpetrated by a Somali immigrant.

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GREENSBORO, NC - Local wives Misty Barnard and Kelsey Martin have become tragically caught in a never-ending loop of thank-you cards.
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