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· Dec 4, 2025
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'Black Hawk Down' Remake To Be Filmed In Minneapolis
MINNEAPOLIS, MN - A remake of the popular 2001 war film Black Hawk Down was reportedly in development at Columbia Pictures, with producers eyeing down...
Life
· Dec 4, 2025
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Husband Issues Travel Ban On Any Trucks From Amazon
GEORGETOWN, DE - According to sources, local husband and father Randy Austin issued a house-wide travel ban on any vehicles coming from Amazon in a sw...
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Child Who Looks Like Perfect Angel While Sleeping Transforms Into Demonic Hellion Upon Waking Up
Family · Dec 4, 2025
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An Anonymous Source Has Revealed To Us That The Washington Post's Journalists All Still Wet The Bed And Wear Paw Patrol Pajamas (Which Are For Dumb Little Babies)
Media · Dec 4, 2025
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Op-Ed: What’s The Use Of Having A 2nd Amendment If I’m Not Allowed To Drive Around The Neighborhood Gunning Down Christmas Inflatables?
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Trump's 2025 Spotify Wrap Reveals He Listened To 'God Bless The USA' 160,000 Times
U.S. · Dec 3, 2025
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Catholics And Orthodox Finally Unite To Denounce Wham's 'Last Christmas'
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· Dec 3, 2025
· 80
Minnesota Vikings Change Name To Minnesota Somali Pirates
EAGAN, MN - In a move intended to better reflect the state's modern demographics and generate more interest in the team from the populace, the Minneso...
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· Dec 3, 2025
· 89
Is It A War Crime? Ask The Babylon Bee
With accusations flying of war crimes on the high seas, you may find yourself asking: what really constitutes a war crime? Let us help unpack this com...
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· Dec 1, 2025
· 107
Husbands: 17 Things They Are Good For
Marriage is an endless bouquet of blessings and discoveries, with each new day bringing new joys and delights to those who join in the divine covenant...
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· Dec 2, 2025
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Minnesota Added To Trump's Third-World Travel Ban
U.S. - In addition to preventing people from entering the United States from various nations around the world, the White House revealed on Tuesday tha...
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· Dec 2, 2025
· 83
8 Tips To Take Your Megachurch Christmas Eve Service To The Next Level
It's Christmas time again, and if you're a megachurch pastor (or one of the 38 members of the pastoral staff), you know that a few robes and cardboard...
Politics
· Dec 3, 2025
· 69
Democrats Accuse Luke Skywalker Of War Crimes For Using More Than One Proton Torpedo Against Death Star
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In addition to calling for Secretary of War Pete Hegseth to resign due to his oversight of military drone strikes against drug boat...
Politics
· Dec 2, 2025
· 65
MRI Confirms President Donald Trump Has Incurable Advanced-Stage Patriotism
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Newly released results of a medical exam proved what many had suspected for years, as an MRI confirmed that President Donald Trump ...
Christian Living
· Dec 1, 2025
· 52
Bad At Praying? Here Are 11 Surefire Ways To Improve Your Prayer Life
Prayer is among the most powerful tools Christians have, yet like a sad houseplant, it's often neglected. That's why we consulted with the world's mos...
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· Dec 4, 2025
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New Video - The Buzz #027: Drug Boats And Somalia
The Babylon Bee is back to talk about Kyle's Megabonk addiction and Trump's Thanksgiving message for the ages in which he called Governor Tim Walz ser...
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· Nov 26, 2025
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New Video - The Buzz #026: Pilgrims and Indians
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· Nov 25, 2025
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New Video - Starving African Children Raise Money To Feed Ariana Grande
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· Nov 24, 2025
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