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· May 21, 2026
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Nation Looks Forward To Not Watching Stephen Colbert One Last Time
U.S. - With The Late Show scheduled to end its 33-year run on Thursday night, the nation was looking forward to not watching Stephen Colbert one last ...
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· May 21, 2026
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Scholars Believe John Was Known As 'The Baptist' To Differentiate Himself From 'John The Presbyterian'
CAMBRIDGE - Scholars at Cambridge University now believe the biblical John the Baptist only went by that name to distinguish himself from other promin...
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· May 20, 2026
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Massie Blames Defeat On Jews Of Rural Kentucky
LOUISVILLE, KY - Representative Thomas Massie has accused the Jewish population of rural Kentucky of being the cause of his primary defeat.
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· May 20, 2026
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UK Authorities Issue Stern Warning To British People To Stop Being Stabbed By Muslims
LONDON - In the wake of yet another deadly stabbing of a British citizen at the hands of a migrant, authorities in the United Kingdom issued a stern w...
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· May 20, 2026
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Politicians Begin Offering Tucker Carlson $1 Million To Not Endorse Them
U.S. - Following news that Representative Thomas Massie had lost his bid for re-election, several politicians have reportedly begun offering media per...
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· May 21, 2026
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White Smoke Rises From Los Angeles, Signaling Karen Bass Is Still Mayor
LOS ANGELES, CA - White smoke was once again seen rising from the city of Los Angeles, signaling that Karen Bass was still mayor.
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· May 19, 2026
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Old Guys Hanging Out At Denny's At 6 A.M. Having Better Day Than You Could Ever Dream Of
LOST HILLS, CA - New reports show the four old guys hanging out at Denny's at 6 a.m. are having a better day than you or anyone else could possibly dr...
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· May 19, 2026
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White House Insists High Gas Prices Are Small Price To Pay For Accomplishing Nothing In Iran
WASHINGTON, D.C. - With the nation facing its highest gas prices in years, the Trump administration assured Americans that it is but a small price to ...
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· May 19, 2026
· 51
Study Reveals 90% Of Data Centers Just Storing Your Wife’s Pictures Of The Kids
OVERLAND PARK, KS - The need for the construction of massive data storage centers has been in the news again recently, with the results of a new study...
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· May 18, 2026
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8 Scary Facts About Data Centers
AI uses a lot of power, and it needs massive data centers to support it. That's why, despite data centers having existed for decades, people are sudde...
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· May 19, 2026
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Farewell, Thomas Massie! Here Are 7 Of The Bee's Most Memorable Articles About Tom
As you may have heard, Thomas Massie has officially been defeated in Kentucky's GOP primary, heralding the end of his Congressional tenure. Massie has...
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· May 18, 2026
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Rejected Babylon Bee Photoshop #3492
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· May 5, 2026
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Photo Caption Challenge Winner: Trump And The Bees Edition
Last week, we put out the challenge to our intrepid subscribers to caption this glorious photo of Trump with a bee. After sifting through the stack of...
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· Apr 28, 2026
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Trump created quite a scene today when he showed off the beehive from the White House South Lawn to the visiting king of England. Write your best capt...
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