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· Apr 30, 2026
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· Apr 28, 2026
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· Apr 29, 2026
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In Blow To Democrats, SCOTUS Rules They Have To Stop Being Racist
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a devastating setback to the Democratic Party, the United States Supreme Court ruled today that they have to stop being racist.
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· Apr 30, 2026
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Democrats Deny Inciting Violence And Say Anyone Who Thinks They Do Must Be Eliminated By Any Means Necessary
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Less than a week after yet another assassination attempt against President Donald Trump, leaders of the Democratic Party pushed bac...
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· Apr 29, 2026
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump presented King Charles with a beautiful new toothbrush as part of the monarch's visit to the United States.
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· Apr 28, 2026
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U.S. - Members of the national media remained completely baffled as to the target or motive of a gunman carrying a detailed, 47-page manifesto entitle...
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· Apr 29, 2026
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