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Media · Feb 11, 2026 · 52
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Church · Feb 11, 2026 · 37
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GILBERT, AZ - According to sources, a family of church visitors left services almost immediately on Sunday after finding out that pastor said "worsh" ...

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GILBERT, AZ - According to sources, a family of church visitors left services almost immediately on Sunday after finding out that pastor said "worsh" ...
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