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· Dec 1, 2025
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Ilhan Omar Argues She Should Be Able To Stay In Horrible Country She Hates
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Turkey Pardoned By Biden Administration 4 Times Commits Violent Turkey Murder
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· Nov 30, 2025
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Man Longs For Good Old Days When Black Friday Shopping Was Done In Person And Everyone Feared For Their Lives
BEAUMONT, TX - Local man Michael Strong looked wistfully out the window, longing for the good old days when Black Friday shopping was all in person an...
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· Nov 30, 2025
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'Oh Lord, Bless This Food To My Body,' Says Man Eating 6 Kinds Of Leftover Pie For Breakfast
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· Nov 27, 2025
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Cheer Up, Libs! Here Are 10 Things Even You Can Be Thankful For This Year
Conservatism may be the superior political ideology, but don't beat yourself up, liberals. There's still plenty to be thankful for this year.
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· Nov 30, 2025
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Sad: Man Who Missed Black Friday Forced To Buy TV For Same Price But Without Giant 'BLACK FRIDAY SALE' Tag
RENO, NV - After missing out on Black Friday shopping, local man Chris Rogers was forced to purchase a new television for the exact same price but wit...
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· Nov 26, 2025
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump's seemingly bulletproof strategy of choosing lawyers exclusively based on bust size has not worked out nearly as we...
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· Nov 26, 2025
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Heaven Confirms People Who Prefer Ham At Thanksgiving Will Not Enter The Kingdom
HEAVEN - Celestial sources have recently confirmed that people who prefer ham to turkey at Thanksgiving will not enter the kingdom of God.
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· Nov 24, 2025
· 65
Jesus Heals Demon-Possessed Man By Taking Away His Smartphone
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· Nov 25, 2025
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CHICAGO, IL - A Chicago judge ruled this week that a man previously arrested 23 times for various crimes would be totally rehabilitated if let off the...
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· Nov 26, 2025
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