Denmark Protects Greenland By Securing It In Giant Cookie Tin - Article image
World · Jan 19, 2026 · 65
Denmark Protects Greenland By Securing It In Giant Cookie Tin
NUUK - With rhetoric from both European countries and the United States over control of the island escalating, Denmark commenced a plan to protect Gre...
Subarus Now Come With Built-In ICE Tracker - Article image
U.S. · Jan 20, 2026 · 29
Subarus Now Come With Built-In ICE Tracker
U.S. - To keep up with popular consumer trends and make products more appealing to the company's customer base, Subaru announced that all models will ...
Pentecostal Church Doesn't Notice Riot Is Occurring - Article image
Church · Jan 19, 2026 · 72
Pentecostal Church Doesn't Notice Riot Is Occurring
ST. PAUL, MN - According to sources, membership at a local pentecostal church failed to notice when protestors stormed the building and began screamin...
Trump Disguises Himself As Muslim Migrant So Europe Will Let Him Invade Greenland
Trump Disguises Himself As Muslim Migrant So Europe Will Let Him Invade Greenland - Featured article image
Politics · Jan 20, 2026 · 27
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a brilliant stroke of genius, President Donald Trump has just disguised himself as a Muslim migrant so that Europe now has to le...
Pam Bondi Promises To Prosecute Minnesota Rioters As Soon As She Finishes Releasing All Those Epstein Files - Article image
U.S. · Jan 19, 2026 · 58
Pam Bondi Promises To Prosecute Minnesota Rioters As Soon As She Finishes Releasing All Those Epstein Files
WASHINGTON, D.C. - With the American public demanding action be taken by the government in response to aggressive and violent leftist protests across ...