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· Feb 17, 2026
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· Feb 17, 2026
· 48
Group Chat Ruined By Android User
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· Feb 16, 2026
· 85
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Everyone assumes that Heaven is going to be amazing, but do you know what you'll actually get to see and do there? Knowing what's there can help you p...
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· Feb 16, 2026
· 85
Trump Honors Hillary Clinton With New Federal Holiday 'Almost Presidents Day'
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Hillary Clinton's long career in politics finally met with the recognition it deserved when the United States created a new federal...
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· Feb 16, 2026
· 60
Toddler Review: This Book Has A Mind-Blowing Twist That You'll Never See Coming. It Will Change You Forever.
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· Feb 16, 2026
· 64
Democrats Warn Voter ID Will Disenfranchise Key Voting Demographic Of People Too Stupid To Get An ID
WASHINGTON, D.C. - As the United States Senate progressed toward voting on the SAVE Act, Democrats warned that requiring voter ID would disenfranchise...
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· Feb 13, 2026
· 213
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Since the invention of the wheel, many have pondered the greatest inventions of mankind. The Babylon Bee, however, is more fascinated by studying huma...
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· Feb 13, 2026
· 69
Jacob's 'I Love You Almost As Much As I Love Your Sister' Valentine Card Not A Big Hit With Leah
SUCCOTH - Local patriarch Jacob was reportedly confused this week when his wife, Leah, appeared unimpressed with the Valentine's Day card he gave her ...
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· Feb 13, 2026
· 68
ICE Leaves Minneapolis To Focus On American Cities
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· Feb 13, 2026
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