'Black Hawk Down' Remake To Be Filmed In Minneapolis - Article image
Entertainment · Dec 4, 2025 · 30
'Black Hawk Down' Remake To Be Filmed In Minneapolis
MINNEAPOLIS, MN - A remake of the popular 2001 war film Black Hawk Down was reportedly in development at Columbia Pictures, with producers eyeing down...
An Anonymous Source Has Revealed To Us That The Washington Post's Journalists All Still Wet The Bed And Wear Paw Patrol Pajamas (Which Are For Dumb Little Babies) - Article image
Media · Dec 4, 2025 · 35
An Anonymous Source Has Revealed To Us That The Washington Post's Journalists All Still Wet The Bed And Wear Paw Patrol Pajamas (Which Are For Dumb Little Babies)
WASHINGTON, D.C. - An anonymous source has just revealed to The Babylon Bee that the Washington Post's journalists all still wet their beds and wear P...
Well, Looks Like They’re Still Making LaCroix - Article image
Business · Dec 4, 2025 · 31
Well, Looks Like They’re Still Making LaCroix
U.S. - In a surprising new revelation that was sure to raise eyebrows across the country, a new investigation revealed that, yes, it looks like they'r...
Walz Reminds Nation Not All Somali Rapists Are Bad People
Walz Reminds Nation Not All Somali Rapists Are Bad People - Featured article image
U.S. · Dec 4, 2025 · 30
MINNEAPOLIS, MN - Amid national outrage over Somali immigrants in Minneapolis raping people all the time, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz held a press con...
Husband Issues Travel Ban On Any Trucks From Amazon - Article image
Life · Dec 4, 2025
Husband Issues Travel Ban On Any Trucks From Amazon
GEORGETOWN, DE - According to sources, local husband and father Randy Austin issued a house-wide travel ban on any vehicles coming from Amazon in a sw...