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· Aug 14, 2026
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WNBA Changes League Name To ?NBA
U.S. - After failing to arrive at a definition of "woman", the WNBA has officially changed the name of the league to ?NBA.
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· Aug 13, 2026
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Massachusetts Democrats Unveil Statue Of Molech At State Capitol
BOSTON, MA - The state's Democratic leaders proudly unveiled a new bronze statue of the ancient pagan god Molech in front of the state Capitol on Thur...
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· Aug 12, 2026
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Devastating: Francesca Hong Forced To Return Home And Spend Time With Her White Son
MADISON, WI - After suffering a stunning electoral upset, a distraught Democratic governor hopeful Francesca Hong will be forced to return home and sp...
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Regular Bible study is an important ingredient in a person's continued spiritual growth, but sometimes men just "don't wanna." Here are some foolproof...
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· Aug 13, 2026
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WNBA Brings In Revered Supreme Court Justice To Help Determine What A Woman Is
NEW YORK, NY - Struggling to determine the definition of a woman, the Women's National Basketball Association decided to bring in a revered Supreme Co...
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· Aug 11, 2026
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9 Miracles Jesus Might Have Performed In 2026
Reading the incredible Gospel accounts of Jesus' miracles makes you wonder: what would these miracles look like if they were performed today?
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· Aug 11, 2026
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Democrats Announce You Aren't Allowed To Remember What They Did A Few Years Ago
U.S. - The Democratic Party announced on Tuesday that U.S. citizens were not allowed to remember all those things the party said and did just a few ye...
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· Aug 12, 2026
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White Privilege: Black Player Ejected Just For Shooting Sophie Cunningham With Rocket Launcher
INDIANAPOLIS, IN - In an overt and disgusting display of white privilege, a black WNBA player was ejected from a game for merely shooting her opponent...
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· Aug 12, 2026
· 96
AOC Has Her Boyfriend Frozen In Case She Wants Him In The Future
NEW YORK CITY, NY - After rumors circulated that she had split with her boyfriend, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez posted a video explaining h...
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· Aug 11, 2026
· 71
Massachusetts Legalizes Abortion Up Until Kindergarten
BOSTON, MA - Governor Maura Healey signed into law House Bill 5595 this morning, legalizing abortion in the state of Massachusetts up until a child en...
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