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10 Famous Terrorist Attacks As Described By CNN - Article image
Media · Mar 11, 2026 · 65
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TEHRAN - The legless torso of newly-appointed Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei assured the world that the loss of his legs in battle was "just a flesh wound...

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