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· Sep 14, 2026
· 54
Climate Activists Blame Global Warming For Zero Hurricanes Forming In Atlantic This Year
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· Sep 11, 2026
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Mamdani Lays Wreath At Tomb Of The Unknown Hijacker
NEW YORK, NY - In a somber ceremony Friday morning, Mayor Zohram Mamdani laid a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Hijacker in remembrance of the 25th ...
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· Sep 11, 2026
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· Sep 11, 2026
· 69
Nation Forgot
NEW YORK, NY - Twenty-five years after Americans from all walks of life had pledged to "Never Forget" the horrific terrorist attacks of September 11, ...
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· Sep 12, 2026
· 74
Experts Believe Lindsay Clancy Case May Set Feminist Movement Back Decades, But There May Be Some Negative Effects As Well
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· Sep 11, 2026
· 77
White Women Argue Black Men Should Only Have Three-Fifths Of A Jury Vote
U.S. - As the aftermath of the Lindsay Clancy mistrial continued to reverberate across the country, one member of the jury confirmed that white women ...
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· Sep 10, 2026
· 72
Trump Pledges That If Voters Defeat Socialism In November, They Will Each Get An Equal Redistribution Of Wealth From The Government
DALLAS, TX - In his keynote speech at the 2026 RNC Midterm Convention, President Donald Trump pledged that if voters defeat socialism in November, the...
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· Sep 9, 2026
· 97
The Babylon Bee Interviews The Lindsay Clancy Jury
With millions of Americans struggling to understand how the Lindsay Clancy jury came within a hair's breadth of finding the self-confessed murderer "n...
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· Sep 11, 2026
· 71
Life Hack: Avoid Leaving Your Wallet At Home By Setting It Next To Your Katana
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