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Denmark Protects Greenland By Securing It In Giant Cookie Tin - Article image
World · Jan 19, 2026 · 64
Denmark Protects Greenland By Securing It In Giant Cookie Tin

NUUK - With rhetoric from both European countries and the United States over control of the island escalating, Denmark commenced a plan to protect Gre...

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Church · Jan 19, 2026 · 71
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