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· Oct 28, 2026
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9 Subtle Clues Your Wife Is Pregnant
Wondering if your wife is pregnant, but don't feel like you know how to ask? Here are are nine subtle clues you can look for to figure out if she is w...
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· Oct 28, 2026
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Doctor's Office Sends Helpful Appointment Reminder Via Email, Phone, Text, Certified Letter, Telegram, Carrier Pigeon, And Smoke Signal
ARVADA, CO - The local dentist office of Doctor Carl M. Higgins continued the practice of sending his patients an appointment reminder email, phone ca...
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· Oct 27, 2026
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Ilhan Omar Calls Obama To See If He Still Has The Number For That Birth Certificate Guy
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Congresswoman Ilhan Omar reportedly held a lengthy phone call with former President Barack Obama on Tuesday, during which she inqui...
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· Oct 27, 2026
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James Talarico Is The Babylon Bee’s Straight Man Of The Year
Texas Senatorial candidate James Talarico has been named The Babylon Bee's Straight Man of the Year.
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· Oct 28, 2026
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Duolingo Introduces ‘Kamala Harris’ As Its Newest Language
PITTSBURG, PA - Language learning app Duo Lingo announced this week that it will be rolling out a new language called "Kamala Harris" to help people u...
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· Oct 28, 2026
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Abdul El-Sayed Promises To Any Jews Who Vote for Him That He'll Kill Them Last
LANSING, MI - Democratic Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed sought to reassure nervous Jewish citizens that if they vote for him, he will kill them last.
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· Oct 26, 2026
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After Late-Night Ballot Drop, Joe Biden Wins Brazilian Presidency With 81 Million Votes
BRASILIA - After a late-night ballot dump and several emergency court rulings, Joe Biden was declared the surprise winner of Brazil's presidential ele...
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· Oct 26, 2026
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Cowboys Fans Concerned Another Loss Could Make It Difficult For Team To Choke In Playoffs
ARLINGTON, TX - Cowboys fans expressed growing concern this week that another regular-season loss could jeopardize the team's opportunity to suffer a ...
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· Oct 26, 2026
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Pharaoh Relents After Moses Unleashes Plague Of Political Fundraising Texts
PI-RAMESSES - Mighty Pharaoh (may he live forever) has reportedly released the Hebrews from their bondage after the land was afflicted by a plague of ...
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· Oct 26, 2026
· 52
Experts Say Midterm Polls Only Bad For Republicans If You Look At Them
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Republican strategists reassured voters this week that polls for the upcoming midterm elections only appear bad for the GOP if you ...
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· Oct 28, 2026
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· Oct 27, 2026
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Celebrating The 4th Anniversary Of Twitter Liberation Day
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· Oct 26, 2026
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Are These Fit For The Funny Pages? Rejected Headlines | October 26, 2026
The Babylon Bee is dedicated to bringing you only the best headlines money can buy. Our writers constantly bring us their ideas and while some of them...
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· Oct 23, 2026
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The Babylon Bee Weekly Roundup | October 23, 2026
Welcome to the Bee's Weekly Roundup! We're here to catch you up on the biggest stories of the past week - and to save our dear readers from the dreadf...
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