Veteran Slams Elon Musk For Taking Away His Social Security

The Babylon Bee · Mar 18, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

Meet Corporal Henry Thomas III. He served his country admirably during the American Civil War - but now, Elon Musk is stripping him of his social security benefits.

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