Chinese Military To Just Shout Wrong Pronouns At American Soldiers

The Babylon Bee · Mar 23, 2023 · BabylonBee.com

In this official training video for the People's Liberation Army, Chinese soldiers are taught how to cripple U.S. soldiers by just shouting the wrong pronouns at them. Very effective!

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