Babylon Bee vs. The Brain Rot of Generation Alpha

The Babylon Bee · Mar 19, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

Generation Alpha Brain Rot is infecting everything and The Babylon Bee's Millennial and Zoomer are trying to figure it out before we are all dead from brain rot.

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