LEXINGTON, KY — Local woman Julie Linton took several pictures of her dinner to post on social media for the benefit of all of her friends who have never seen a plate of spaghetti before.
"Wow, that's crazy. I've never seen noodles with sauce on them before," said Denise Lowe as she scrolled Linton's Instagram feed. "I'm so glad Julie posted this pic of -- what do you call it again? Spaghetti?"
Linton graciously snapped and posted over a dozen photographs so that spaghetti virgins could see the rare and extraordinary dish from every angle. "It's hard work taking all these photos, but I know it will be worth it for my friends who have never seen a plate of spaghetti," said Linton. "This is just going to blow people's minds, seeing this sauce with meat sitting on a plate of noodles. I'm just thankful I can serve the world in this way."
At publishing time, Linton had posted pictures of her dessert to the delight of all her friends who had never before seen pie.
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