WASHINGTON, D.C.—A wildly popular Democratic lawmaker who seems to be poised to take over the entire liberal movement asked in a video posted to her social media accounts Wednesday why Republicans and conservatives are so obsessed with her when her dangerous socialist ideas threaten to destroy everything this country holds dear.
"Conservatives are so shook!" she wrote on Twitter. "They simply can't deal with the fact that my increasingly popular collectivist philosophy that will topple the incredibly prosperous way of life Americans have spent hundreds of years building is the future."
"They can't handle the truth that my radical far-left policies will result in declining standards of living and increased government control over the minutia of their lives," she added.
In an interview, she echoed these sentiments, telling the interviewer that conservatives have an "unhealthy obsession with targeting powerful women who flirt with policies that killed 100,000,000 people over the past century."
"It's like, don't you guys have anything better to do than to point out that socialism kills people?" she said. "I mean, I'm not the expert on this stuff, but it's obvious that Republicans are simply threatened by a strong woman of color."
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